Mayor Rob Ford Attacked by Owl

Mayor Rob Ford Attacked by Owl

…or the Bowery Ball Room, which is also a favorite of Complex’s Kamer. “The acts I’ve seen there before they exploded — TV on the Radio, The National, Frank Ocean — are some of the best shows I’ve ever seen in a long line of concert-going.”

…or the Bowery Ball Room, which is also a favorite of Complex’s Kamer. “The acts I’ve seen there before they exploded — TV on the Radio, The National, Frank Ocean — are some of the best shows I’ve ever seen in a long line of concert-going.”

Originally Posted By 92y

92y:

If you missed Tracy Morgan and Hannibal Buress last night at 92Y, Grantland has highlights:

On the (very important) question of white people using the N-word at karaoke.
Buress: “You can’t pick a song that’s [N-word] heavy. Like, Kanye’s ‘All of the Lights’ is OK. But YG’s ‘My N—a’ you should avoid.”
Morgan: “When you drinking at the karaoke spot, know how many [N-Words] are in the song.”
On the Brooklyn Nets
Morgan: “If you’re a Nets, Mets, or Jets fan, you probably have low self-esteem.”
On Buress writing for 30 Rock
Morgan: “It was just you and a sea of white dudes.”
Buress: “We had an Indian dude.”
On the 92nd Street Y
Morgan: “I didn’t even know this shit was here! Is this the Upper East Side or what? This is where the good cocaine is.”
On side businesses
Buress: “I want to open a Jamba Juice.”
On performing for white audiences
Morgan: “That’s why I wear a watch. Because if white people see me wearing a watch they feel like they can trust me.”

Read more.

The good cocaine is at the McDonald’s below the J/M/Z train at Marcy Ave.

92y:

If you missed Tracy Morgan and Hannibal Buress last night at 92Y, Grantland has highlights:

On the (very important) question of white people using the N-word at karaoke.

Buress: “You can’t pick a song that’s [N-word] heavy. Like, Kanye’s ‘All of the Lights’ is OK. But YG’s ‘My N—a’ you should avoid.”

Morgan: “When you drinking at the karaoke spot, know how many [N-Words] are in the song.”

On the Brooklyn Nets

Morgan: “If you’re a Nets, Mets, or Jets fan, you probably have low self-esteem.”

On Buress writing for 30 Rock

Morgan: “It was just you and a sea of white dudes.”

Buress: “We had an Indian dude.”

On the 92nd Street Y

Morgan: “I didn’t even know this shit was here! Is this the Upper East Side or what? This is where the good cocaine is.”

On side businesses

Buress: “I want to open a Jamba Juice.”

On performing for white audiences

Morgan: “That’s why I wear a watch. Because if white people see me wearing a watch they feel like they can trust me.”

Read more.

The good cocaine is at the McDonald’s below the J/M/Z train at Marcy Ave.

Originally Posted By markcoatney

markcoatney:

“Even though there is very minimal public health risk, the bottom line is that our commitment is to serve water that’s clean, cold and constant,” said Water Bureau administrator David Shaff. “That doesn’t include pee. Not from people, at least.”

— Oregon Live, "Portland will flush 38 million gallons of water after man urinates in Mt. Tabor Reservoir"

Last week username buytoiletpaper took me to Mt. Tabor and while sitting on a park bench she explained that some people want to cover the reservoir to prevent exactly this but others think a cover wouldn’t be aesthetically pleasing. I don’t live there so I didn’t really care but I also had to go to the bathroom. There was one nearby.

Originally Posted By love-your-love-thee-most

taoistdrunk:

summeromegadeth:

Summer of Megadeth staff lavatory

"it is true that I am twenty-seven"

I’d like to remind you of the patriarchy.

taoistdrunk:

summeromegadeth:

Summer of Megadeth staff lavatory

"it is true that I am twenty-seven"

I’d like to remind you of the patriarchy.

(Source: love-your-love-thee-most)

Originally Posted By jamiatt

jamiatt:

I’m having one of those days where nothing feels feminist enough for me.

Same.

One of Vulture’s picks for the Tribeca Film Festival:

Summer of Blood

Here’s a strange one. Director Onur Tukel (full disclosure: I know the guy) stars as a nebbishy Brooklyn motormouth with commitment issues who, still reeling from a recent breakup, is bitten by a vampire and becomes an undead sex machine — with commitment issues. Deliriously weird and discomfiting, and very, very funny, it’s like what might happen if Woody Allen and Lena Dunham found themselves collaborating on a Roger Corman movie.

The world doesn’t need an indie vampire romantic comedy set in Bushwick, Brooklyn but the world doesn’t need a lot of things. See this while the world continues to burn slowly.

Full disclosure: I know the guy too. I helped produce Onur’s previous film, Richard’s Wedding (still available on iTunes and Amazon!) so hopefully this will be the one that breaks for him.

Originally Posted By buytoiletpaper

buytoiletpaper:

  1. artyucko said: Next Portlandia stolen skit idea: yuppies elbowing each other in the face for a spot on the CSA egg list.

"Andrew, are you reblogging?"

Originally Posted By trifaileda

get used to it

If you like [cool indie music reference] then check out The Ghost Ease. Saw them last week (h/t Meaghan) and made a drunken promise at the merch table to buy their album on Bandcamp that I followed through with today.
Fronted by Jem Marie, the band name is a reference to her biggest influence, her mom who was once a member of Gloria Estefan’s Miami Sound Machine and passed away six years ago. Fabi Reyna, the bassist, is the founder of She Shreds magazine and Nsayi never played drums before though you would never guess that.
Have I sold this enough with extraneous details? Because that’s all I’ve got.

If you like [cool indie music reference] then check out The Ghost Ease. Saw them last week (h/t Meaghan) and made a drunken promise at the merch table to buy their album on Bandcamp that I followed through with today.

Fronted by Jem Marie, the band name is a reference to her biggest influence, her mom who was once a member of Gloria Estefan’s Miami Sound Machine and passed away six years ago. Fabi Reyna, the bassist, is the founder of She Shreds magazine and Nsayi never played drums before though you would never guess that.

Have I sold this enough with extraneous details? Because that’s all I’ve got.

Move out of your parents’ home and grow up.

Move out of your parents’ home and grow up.

Originally Posted By youngmanhattanite

youngmanhattanite:

Brisket or gefilte fish matzo tacos. Your choice.

As bad as it looks.

youngmanhattanite:

Brisket or gefilte fish matzo tacos. Your choice.

As bad as it looks.

Didn’t make this trip after the Ashland festival but goddamn, Sarasota loves Ping Pong Summer!
You will too. In theaters and VOD on June 6.

Didn’t make this trip after the Ashland festival but goddamn, Sarasota loves Ping Pong Summer!

You will too. In theaters and VOD on June 6.

Originally Posted By creeperstatus

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

creeperstatus:

As some of you may know, I found out last week that a creative proposal for a short film I had written (The Mangrove) was accepted into competition by the Thailand International Film Destination Festival. One of only eight professional teams to be accepted, I am beyond thrilled to participate. While the festival pays for two round-trip tickets to Bangkok, four nights hotel accommodation (two at the beginning of the trip for pre-production, two at the end of the trip for post-production) and a little less than $1,000 towards producing your film, it still leaves us with a noticeable funding gap which I desperately need to close in the next week before my departure.

I looked into Kickstarter as an option, but unfortunately due to our expedited timeline it wasn’t feasible, as they hold on to all awarded funds (if you meet your goal) for a two week period. Similarly, IndieGoGo was another choice, but even though they allow you to keep any of the funds you do raise, there is a similar holding period before they transfer money into your bank account. I will already be back in America by the time that two week period has closed.

As a result, I have decided to go with a third option which I believe is beneficial not only to my film (and the short period of time I have to raise cash) but also to you - as the charge is immediate, and with a firm deadline for the film to be completed, the final product will be delivered to your door within a month.

The Mangrove Online Pre-Sale

Above you will find a link to my Shopify page for The Mangrove. There are five levels of support, each with corresponding packages which you can purchase. While the easiest and most affordable way to support the film is to buy a signed copy of the DVD for $25, the real value in these packages begins at $100 and up, as you will receive a signed original photograph from the trip (of varying size based on which level you choose) on museum quality archival paper taken by Jacqueline Di Milia, my partner on this journey, and a world-class photographer who’s work has been exhibited in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Paris. Her pieces sell at price points far above what we’re currently listing, so take advantage of these exclusive offers while you can.

The store accepts all major Credit Cards, PayPal, Money Orders, Direct Deposits, and (for Los Angeles Locals) COD.

Please take a second to click through and view the page. The treatment which secured my spot in the contest can be viewed there, and tentative tracks for the film’s score have already been posted to the site’s blog.

I understand times are tight for many (myself included), but even if you can’t back the film financially, reblogging this post will go a long way towards getting the word out.

Thank you in advance for your vital support of this exciting opportunity.

We leave for Thailand in less than a week!

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Your Friend from the Internet,

Duncan Ferguson (aka CREEPERSTATUS)

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Originally Posted By queefdollaz

Anonymous asked: youngmanhattanite

queefdollaz:

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