I AM IN A CARTOON WITH JAMES FRANCO AND SETH ROGEN, IN WHICH FRANCO RAPS HIS VERSE FROM SPRING BREAKERS. IT IS HERE. I AM THE PENGUIN.
[The story behind this: I saw this cartoon—which is an animated version of Wu-Tang’s “Who Took My Tape?” skit from Enter the 36 Chambers. Forwarded it to our editor. Told him we should work with this guy. Took some interview transcript from our cover story. Voila.]
“Which penguin video on the Internet?”
Serious question. Is Julia Allison’s dog still alive?
The longest relationship of my life. I ended it last year.
Have you ever waited for a delivery, only to find out it’s shit?
Every time I look at Tumblr.
Houston and Bowery
Maybe it’s time to move… to Baltimore.
In a surprise action this morning, with cops guarding, a developer puts up a fence around half of a Lower East Side community garden that’s been in negotiations. I’ve lived next to this for 17 years. Gotta say, feels like Berlin in 1961 or Israel in here.