Young Manhattanite

YM is: a) a group blog; b) a putz with a wifi; c) worse than an Anonyblogger; d) a random Tumblr page; e) the sound of one man crapping; or f) all of the above.
Jul 03
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Guys, I’m going out and getting shitfaced tonight. It’s my first day off in 65 days. Can I pick the bar?
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New York, In Descending Order of Happiness

1. Young, rich and married.

2. Young, rich and single.

3. Old, rich and married.

4. Old, rich and single.

5. Young, poor and single.

6. Young, poor and married.

7. Old, poor and married.

8. Old, poor and single.

Jul 02
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Happy 4th one and all!
Happy 4th one and all!
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BLAME IT ON THE GOOSE.
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I am sad we didn’t make this list. Blame it on the owl-owl-owl-owl-ow-owlchahol.
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Let’s not lose sight of the real issue: Dan Abrams is still a shady motherfucker.
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“Where everyone’s a loser,” he blogged on a group Tumblr.
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ninety9:

youngmanhattanite:

Actually, I thought this looked more like that thing. Cue unpaid media-critical hairsplitting.

Yeah, because access to the Gawker commenting community is of incalculable value.

Good point. I guess it’s the same thing, except that thing is a thing where everyone’s a loser.

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ninety9:

youngmanhattanite:

Actually, I thought this looked more like this thing. Cue unpaid media-critical hairsplitting.

Yeah, because access to the Gawker commenting community is of incalculable value.

James Del and Scott Kidder are Fuckin’ Elites.

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Actually, I thought this looked more like this thing. Cue unpaid media-critical hairsplitting.