If I had more time, I’d marco up a screenshot of a iPhone game call ‘Page View Whore’ — you would be an aspiring writer blogger who wants to be famous and you would complete a series of repetitive tasks: writing a trend piece for a third tier blog three days too late, doing a ‘reading’ a coffee shop in quirklyn, tweeting at bloggers just slightly more famous than yourself. The boss battle would be doing a profile of Kim Kardashian, in which you have to make appropriately snarky asides, signaling that you are above your subject, still able to fling witty arrows at her while standing on her shoulders.
Just read a post by youngmanhattanite that bashes Chicago. Most of what was said has been true in my experience. However it also perpetuates my belief, New Yorkers love New York like a Nicholas Sparks novel, obsessively. #BorderlineUnhealthy