Young Manhattanite

The Linux Murder Trial: You’re about to experience chaos.

Jan 31st

Fuck Sewell, he never showed up last night. Actually, neither did you two. Fuck all three of you.

Jan 31st

Forget Sewell Chan! Gawker is totes stealing my posts! Note, Krucoff, when I say ‘stealing my...

Jan 31st

And holy shit, speaking of 9/11, Gothamist built a time machine and it runs on a combo of whiteness...

Jan 30th

Heck, let’s have another 9/11. It’s not like my portfolio isn’t already in the...

Jan 30th

Don’t worry Rudy, we’ll always have 9/11.

Jan 30th

The Snipes Trial? Wasn’t that decided already? Damn those creationists!!

Jan 29th

Why aren’t more people talking about the Snipes case? [Oh, because someone won’t kick...

Jan 29th

Gruberwatch: over before it started. Grrr. AAPL still at $130. But I did get this precious bit of...

Jan 29th

New bands from the guys who brought you Drive Like Jehu, Rocket From the Crypt, Hot Snakes, &c.

Jan 29th

Not your father’s Animal Chin. [via Kottke] I saw this Spike Jonze skate video about a month...

Jan 29th

Gruberwatch update! Still silent on DTrace controversy! AAPL at $130. Chortling still an option!

Jan 28th

“Does anyone actually know someone with a trust fund?” Did this come up on the Gossip...

Jan 28th

These Middle Eastern porn sluts speak Arabic or Farsi. Can you?

Jan 28th

Hey, it’s how they caught Capone. Sorta. Except not by accident. [Warning: Not...

Jan 25th

Now we know why the Boss has been so quiet all day.

Jan 24th

Look! An old lady left a comment. This is Krucoff’s Mom, btw.

Jan 24th

Second prize is a set of steak knives or the murder weapon of your choice I guess.

Jan 24th

GOOG at $573. You can go back to seething. AAPL? Who cares. I’m doing DTrace Controversy...

Jan 24th

One 7” produced in Detroit in 1981 is better than NYC’s musical omnibus from the past...

Jan 23rd

Stop wanking to the memory of Heath and start commenting on the accuracy or lack thereof of this. I...

Jan 23rd

Why is YouTube always fucked? Are people ODing on clips from The Order?

Jan 23rd

APPL at $126! John Gruber considers suicide, then pauses and writes a bitchy 9,000 word screed about...

Jan 23rd

GOOG at $533. That means there’s a good chance that anyone hired in the past 18 months is...

Jan 23rd

I hope this doesn’t affect the “How She Move” sequel. This is Krucoff, FTW.

Jan 23rd

So we are first with the commentary on the collective disgust at the collective ogling? Let me find...

Jan 23rd

He wasn’t that hot, Krucoff.

Jan 23rd

Oh, and also: Why couldn’t it have been the reanimated corpse of Brad Renfro? To paraphrase...

Jan 23rd

Everyone! Heath Ledger’s dead! Pay no attention to the man behind the 400-point stock market...

Jan 23rd

So who’s sending in the Gawker Stalker sighting of Ledger in the body bag? Not me, what kind...

Jan 23rd

Where is a our Ledger coverage!?! That was the whole purpose of tumblr — to eliminate the thin...

Jan 22nd

Why does everyone feel the need to wax nostalgic about Kokies? It was an open sewer whose history...

Jan 22nd

Today I’m feeling Obama. It’s probably more than that.

Jan 19th

Nachlin writes: “If I were a blogger and I blogged about the YM hangout I might have included...

Jan 18th

IT'S A BAD HANGOVER IF YOU CAN'T BEAR TO...

Jan 18th

Posting my real name? Fuck this, I’m starting lesoutsider.

Jan 18th

Thanks grandpa! [Are we still allowed to post links to Gawker?]

Jan 18th

Dave, what are you doing dave?

Jan 17th

This isn’t recursive enough, but don’t worry, I’m working on a way to sydicate the...

Jan 17th

I know, right? Kathy Acker? A guy trying to woo me gave me one of her books and told me I reminded...

Jan 17th

YOU CAN SMELL AN ANTIOCHIAN (SP?) TEN...

seriously though: donna harroway??  kathy acker?? 

Jan 17th

fs the feed? who can’t say fuck? or since it’s tumblr, should I say fck? can anyone...

Jan 17th

Some ground rules: No embedding video here. Also, why post this when you can go with this? Or this....

Jan 17th

Who borked the sidebar? Won’t someone add something to the lefthand content? Something...

Jan 17th

How is the How?! You can post one MP3 a day on this bitch. The 24 hour clock starts now. UPDATE: The...

Jan 16th

Krucoff

Krucoff krucoff krucoff, krucoff. “Krucoff krucoff,” krucoff krucoff, “krucoff...

Jan 16th

“Brevity is Joyce DeWitt.”
— Cory Worthington

Jan 16th

Dialogue

Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: I'll do you one better. I'll walk with you there. I'm going there anyway, I'm appearing in a porn flick that's shooting near the salad bar. It will be on YouPorn 3 minutes before we're done.

Jan 16th

This is so much easier than blogging! Wait, it’s exactly the same. But for some reason...

Jan 16th

We’re late to the Clay Aiken Monty Python Shitter Party but what did he expect with his bowels...

Jan 15th

Suffering from Africa or Y fatigue? Now you can settle for both! Video: Adichie and Eggers.

Jan 15th

How to become homeless when you’re a privileged white college graduate.

Jan 15th

It's Like We're All The Voices In...

Jan 15th

Links, people! Think links! Like this, see, we’ve almost freed Burma.

Jan 15th

So I can make you look like a dick?

Because there’s no posted by? Oh, wait, no one ever notices it isn’t you anyway. So...

Jan 15th

Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's...

I don’t get the appeal of this. At least Twitter allows you to stalk people.

Jan 15th

Another day, another dollar, another white supremacist working for the FBI.

Jan 15th

My fatblogging days have seen better days.

Jan 15th

I am having less fun than you are. Bet me.

Jan 15th

“Apart from yoking together the dissimilar, apparently without the usual conceit known to...

Jan 15th