Young Manhattanite

Uh oh, Krucoff, better get your paperwork in order.

Mar 2nd

Never doubt the creativity inherent in redneck ideology.

Mar 1st

No.

Feb 29th

Isn’t Sunnyvale the headquarters of SST Records?

Feb 29th

Filling your white bar asshattery quota: White solar panel enthusiast with a ‘plug in electric...

Feb 29th

This is a post about chastisizing myself for not having a racial quota applied to my music...

Feb 29th

This is a post about feeling bad for not knowing more black people.

Feb 29th

This is a post about apologizing for my skin color.

Feb 29th

I just realized we should start calling this the white bar.

Feb 29th

So someone asks you, is there a bigger dick on the Internet than Gruber? Well, most days I would...

Feb 29th

Could one of you creative writer types coin a term for when hoary internet windbags pat themselves...

Feb 29th

Oh, god, that’s too fucking good. You know why the white stuff guy started his blog? Because...

Feb 29th

In keeping with YM’s current theme, here’s Mos Def’s Personal Mixtape, as revealed...

Feb 29th

Stop giving young people hope.

Feb 28th

argh.  my eyes!

Feb 28th

See the kid on the right? Never met him until that night. It was his 27th birthday, he said somewhat...

Feb 28th

If they are, and pandering like that actually works, then you can be certain I will be exclusively...

Feb 28th

I’m calling a team meeting tonight to discuss who you may and may not talk shit about. For the...

Feb 28th

Oh, that was me.

Feb 28th

GodDAMNit, which one of you Educables posted about the 1 in 100 study before I did? You neglected to...

Feb 28th

Is anyone else tired of the Gay 101 veneration of Schnabel and the Gossip Girls on Daily...

Feb 28th

More proof that dipshit Chris Anderson is right: Incarceration is the new social anti-networking....

Feb 28th

Quarterlife is the new Coke Zero Movement (and will last for about as long).  Honest to blog.

Feb 28th

Sure it took awhile, but you know, chicks. Anyhoo, we can shut down the Internet: the stupidest blog...

Feb 28th

Before anyone forgets, this is a MUSIC BLOG, and so: The Red Squares’ Ottawa Today 7”

Feb 27th

So Balk started his tumblr in order to increase Radar traffic? Good job security strategy. I know...

Feb 27th

Someone’s kid is so much more precocious than everyone else’s kid. Why am I surprised?

Feb 27th

The only libertarian I could ever love is Jack Shafer and that’s only when he’s covering...

Feb 27th

Christ, that blogger photo thing is a parade of horrors. 99% of them would have been killed at birth...

Feb 27th

Screw Hillary, here’s One Tough Broad From The Bronx.

Feb 27th

Okay, all my initial thoughts are suspect because of that error. But, if it is otherwise correct:...

Feb 27th

This has to be one of the all-time biggest linkbaits. And yes, I am only linking to it because I am...

Feb 27th

So if ForumWarz adds an open thread tchotchke, Rex is going to think the space time continuum...

Feb 27th

Our retarded, bipolar libertarian. Jesus, I used to pity Lodwick. Now I realize what Julia saw in...

Feb 27th

One more reason to support Nader: he’s been blogging since 1972! Suckit, Kottke.

Feb 27th

They still can’t figure out that tricky code when wrapping an image (is line spacing all that...

Feb 26th

Here’s an interesting thought: Is Lock only relevant at bitchy New York Media gatherings...

Feb 26th

Krotchke fumbles through wrong-headed feminist film theory in hopes of getting laid tonight. Ignores...

Feb 26th

Before the end of the day, expect a one line post from Kottke about how he thought of this whole...

Feb 26th

Julie Christie is a GILF.

Feb 26th

Look! The Obama as Black Jimmy Carter thing has legs. Real fast, athletic ones! That Peter Feld is a...

Feb 25th

John Carney has a heart? Fuck me. Next you will be telling me the Boss isn’t a coward.

Feb 25th

Maybe it was injuns (that’s a Coen shout out — not a cokehead shout out — Dana)....

Feb 25th

The brain trust at Gawker explains to us all what NSFW means. SRSLY.

Feb 25th

Stuff I Am Reading That You Are Not: Habitus.

Feb 25th

Nevermind, they deleted the post. Let’s chalk it up to panned obsolescence.

Feb 25th

Yes, it was 99 - I say that with 99% certainty. You can tell by its close proximity to a Kottke...

Feb 25th

Tumblr is making me sadder every day.

Feb 25th

Krotchke pretends to not care about the Oscars. What a fucking tool. (Damn, that was clever.)

Feb 25th

Dork irony water has found its level, somewhere in the sub-basement: 43things co-hosts a party with...

Feb 24th

Finally, Rex is a real New Yorker.

Feb 22nd

Noted without comment.

Feb 20th

Hey, Nick, here’s another thing Balk was good at: And Now They’re Dead. Proof the...

Feb 20th

Talk about a collapse of the space time continuum; rather than go with the typical construction, let...

Feb 20th

Jackson, wanna go in on this with me?

Feb 19th

Well, excuse me for being obvious, but what is it about men and tits? You don’t have to answer...

Feb 19th

And by the way, I completely disagree. I think that Lohan has an amazing rack and you should all...

Feb 19th

Apparently no one else around here cares about this, but WHAT THE FUCK, ARSENAL?

Feb 19th

Who isn’t a link whore? Lindsay Lohan, unsurprising large, surprisingly bland rack.

Feb 18th

How much do you want to bet he doesn’t need the services, but the attentions of the Stop...

Feb 15th

Of course you’re not a killer, kid. You’re merely an incarcerated shithead peckerwood...

Feb 15th

How bad does your democratic haven New York suck? This bad: rich kid Eliot Spitzer tapped an...

Feb 15th

Ah, but here’s one that causes far less stress: white people bitching about deer culling.

Feb 15th

Tip to New York Times editors: Normally, I do my best to force myself to the end of the one thing...

Feb 15th

1.2 million visitors in December? Boy, that Twitter sure is experiencing some exponential growth....

Feb 14th

Well, up until now I thought that it was called “Obligation BJs and Tall Boys.”

Feb 14th

You know, for some of us, every day is White Day. I also prefer Obligation San Loco.

Feb 14th

Happy Obligation Chocolate Day, Boys.

Feb 14th

Insert your Finest Pyschopathic Cowards joke here: cops in Tampa knock a quadripelgic from a...

Feb 13th

They are not tattoos.

Feb 13th

Um, I wasn’t kidding earlier. Are they tattoos?

Feb 13th

Year of the Rat: Chicago Mother Tries to Poison Children and Self with Taint Juice. No word if she...

Feb 13th

See, now, this is the type of prank I’d welcome. [Follow my lead boys: More boing boing, less...

Feb 13th

Wait, nevermind, someone else is tracking her mooncycle so that I don’t have to. Thank Gaia!

Feb 13th

The condoning of commenter name spoofing is in the YM Charter! Leviticus something. Long live....

Feb 13th

You want interesting? This is some Mondo Cane/Irony Supreme shit right here: 101 -Y-O former...

Feb 13th

I was hoping that was Krucoff, at least, because I wasn’t prepared to take a stab at anyone...

Feb 13th

You know who had a fucking cow when we started spoofing commenter names? Krucoff (and Sterling, but...

Feb 13th

These posts are BORING, SIDNEY. If they don’t improve, I will start charting my menstrual...

Feb 13th

No more Jews? I thought it was only no more GOOG ($522). Ummm, international angle: in discussions...

Feb 13th

It’s also Gen Aung San’s — patron saint of YM’s header — birthday....

Feb 13th

Singapore bans Jesus! (Oh, does he count as being a Jew?)

Feb 13th

GPSex Crime: German sex offenders to be fitted with sex fetish electronic dog collars.

Feb 13th

It’s Internationale Nuze Dia here on the YM Tum, please post accordingly. (Good thing...

Feb 13th

Um, stupid question: those little mascara looking wings on Amy Winehouses’s eyes — are...

Feb 13th

Jive Turkmenistan: “It’s just too early to say,” said Bekdyrdy-aga, a 70-year-old...

Feb 13th

Fuck Yurp: “A first step in this African Cultural Revolution is the immediate expulsion of...

Feb 13th

Shoot me now, Part 1,027: Daydream Nation is being made into a “coming-of-age story for the...

Feb 12th

 It’s Soviet Russia.

Feb 12th

In Russia, Internet scoops you!

Feb 12th

My hard-on for Nick Douglas, Part 326: Fark’s gonna be all over this any minute now? Yeah,...

Feb 12th

Learning from Lost Vero Beach: Not to be outdone by the wacky oligarchs from the GOP of Washington...

Feb 12th

Completely bananas black separtist group takes over Food Not Bombs in Rochester

Feb 12th

The greatest writer to ever grace a Gawker Media blog, Mark Lisanti, double-takes a bow.

Feb 12th

So Juno ends with a duet of a Moldy Peaches song? Sometime the hating is about the thing itself, not...

Feb 11th

The Post-Post-Punk Weight Gain. Brendan Canty interviewed on Gothamist.

Feb 11th

I would never advise anyone to go to APT, date or no. That place is so 2005.

Feb 11th

Dana, is this what you were thinking when dispensing dating advice?

Feb 11th

When is Latino/a History Month? Hopefully soon for Patti Solis Doyle, the hottest fired political...

Feb 11th

I confess; I am a compulsory crotch grabber.

Feb 11th

Even if you think stonewalling on billing records for years isn’t a colossal fuck up,...

Feb 11th

Since I just found out it’s Womyn’s History Month, I will honor this by asking a series...

Feb 11th

Why the fuck is carney in our tumblr feed? Is this that mash-up shit they keep talking about?

Feb 11th

When arguing against extradition from Israel to face sexual abuse charges here, try putting forward...

Feb 11th

Stop complaining, it’s a fucking Leap Year, for chrissakes.

Feb 9th

I don’t give blood either. I am precluded from doing so. That pesky...

Feb 9th

I do NOT give blood. Sweat and tears, yes, but my arms need to be as needle-free as possible for...

Feb 9th

Did you meet her at the plasma clinic? I am going to hell.

Feb 8th

I guess now’s the perfect time to mention that I once slept with a black chick. Does that...

Feb 8th

It’s Women’s History Month? When did that start?

Feb 8th

You know, we can bitch all we want about how Women’s History Month and Black History Month...

Feb 8th

But Balk gives blood! Do you, Krucoff?

Feb 8th

Oh, hey, look, they fucking went with it. Mine was satire, by the way.

Feb 8th

It’s a proud day for the Jezzies. The ladies gettin’ their carazy on just like the...

Feb 8th

Y’know, I’ve always hated the Post. And I’ve always hated tao lin. But there was a...

Feb 8th

One of my exes’ exes works at the Innocence Project, which kind of means I did as much as...

Feb 8th

“If I hadn’t of went on and did a sexual assault kit, they wouldn’t have had what they do now,” he...

Feb 8th

GOOG Save The Queen! 514 and rising?? ‘Cause purists are money! No futures for you!

Feb 8th

sac better be working on something wonderful because I’m never updating that fucking burma...

Feb 7th

How to Make Friends and Influence Art...

This looks like it might be something of use and/or interest to 99.

Feb 7th

Hey, look, a less than model quality girl hates on Fashion Week. Someday, I’m going to get...

Feb 7th

Meanwhile, over the cool world of new media early adopters, they are reading six month old Dead Tree...

Feb 7th

Don’t quote me on this, but I think this guy brought it up. A better alternate would have been...

Feb 7th

Wait, this dude is accusing NYC of being behind the curve when he was at the bar all talking about...

Feb 7th

It’s a shame this isn’t more visually arresting, because it would make a really funny...

Feb 7th

Your Southern “Yes We Can” Is Mine. Katrina double-takers beware, but has anyone put...

Feb 7th

Secret note to Rex: NY isn’t filled with technophobes. It’s that we’re normally...

Feb 7th

Someone has to stop her; I nominate Dana.

Feb 6th

Oh, and if Hillary gets the nom, I’m voting for McCain. Unless Nader saves my ass like he did...

Feb 6th

That has to be you Krucoff. Fucking triangulationist.

Feb 6th

I’m sure I wasn’t the only person who told black co-workers, “sorry but I voted...

Feb 6th

Private property created crime.

Feb 6th

Congratulations, Gawker, for discovering a magazine that’s been around for seven years! Leave...

Feb 5th

So much for team love. I was trapped in the World Financial Center all day, lapping up the finest...

Feb 5th

You’ll dance to anything, dude.

Feb 2nd

Evolution Wins!

Feb 1st

$517. Suck It.

Feb 1st

Aaaaaand one more post on the analbar and all references to GOOG are GONE.

Feb 1st

I thought you didn’t ask for the analbar.

Feb 1st

Just to set the record straight: 1. YM’s resident bitter, chubby ür-feminist didn’t post...

Feb 1st

Well, don’t invite Curt. He’ll start apologizing all over the place.

Feb 1st

I bet those guys in burma are bored of it too. We can’t even run a fucking picture of you, so...

Feb 1st

re bitter chubby postfeminist: harsh but true.  not sure i have the guts to go.  if you think brian...

Feb 1st

CAN I ASK THAT WE CHANGE THE BANNER? ...

Feb 1st

Who wants to meet a bitter, chubby, post feminist?

Feb 1st

Then I am going to make the sidebar the analbar! All anal, all the time.

Feb 1st

I am no longer paying attention to this sidebar. I’m too busy watching Krucoff and Dobkin...

Feb 1st

GOOG at $524. If I was Balk, I would do this about every six minutes until close today. But because...

Feb 1st

Fire up the Fruit Basket Machine: The Reader’s Digest of Blogging has issued its his trenchant...

Feb 1st

CNN is leading with the airbrushed Russian model/bodyguard murder. Someone should tell them that...

Feb 1st

Wired might seem strangely sympathetic to Hans Reiser but can anyone explain why they hired the guy...

Feb 1st

GOOG at $519. That’s $14B in market cap, shaved in just hours (I hear they spent it on on gas...

Feb 1st

Anyone who farts in a cop’s face gets my sympathy. At the least he deserves a Get Out of Jail...

Feb 1st

I do like how if your wife disappears and you claim she is with another guy and you are a...

Feb 1st