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Hey, can I blamed for establishing a Worker’s Paradise, albeit a rather limited one? You...
May 2nd
Mike Godwin on the Anniversary of Hitler’s Death: I Seem To Be A Verb.
May 1st
Ahh, the fortunate self-employed. Charmed life, I’m sure.
May 1st
900 bucks a month to lease a car. Does that come with blowjobs on the daily or something?
May 1st
Angry? Angry? This isn’t angry.
May 1st
In my office, workers own the means of production. Put that in your Emma Goldberg and smoke it, shop...
May 1st
I believe I am the only one here who currently has a union job (the second in my industrious work...
May 1st
Wait, it’s not Worker’s Day, it’s Law Day. My mistake.
May 1st
Wow. And here I was worried I wouldn’t have anything to talk about at the Midatlantic...
May 1st
Does this mean I can post Clash songs again?
May 1st
If you’re reading this on the non-Tum YM homepage, you’ll see our “music blog...
May 1st
Astounding facts from IMDB: According to Jim has been on the air for seven years. Signed: The Man.
May 1st
Links are the tool of the man.
May 1st
OK, who here doesn’t know how to link properly?
May 1st
Related: from the excellent Andrew Leonard: if you trust two historically really hard to fix stats,...
May 1st
“Hey, Dad, can I have another $50K for a fifth year at NYU? I’ve been asked to lead the...
May 1st
Did you see, Harmony Korine is making a comeback! Nuns! Elvis Impersonators! No, it’s not...
May 1st
Worth another look: “Krucoff’s is much longer than mine.”
May 1st
These are the same people who mocked, then later praised, Tionna Smalls, based on what they were...
May 1st
What page viewing whoring gets you, eventually (and by eventually, we me three months): all that...
May 1st
Of course, I should have known better. If it was Dana, it would have been funnier.
Apr 30th
I have beyond-reproach street cred. My mom told me so.
Apr 30th
Oh, wait. I forgot about the Burning Man guy. He’s tres cool too.
Apr 30th
I guess that makes me the only convict then. Whatever. I’ve been putting up with shitty...
Apr 30th
What are you on about? You’re not the only criminal. You’re the only one who’s...
Apr 30th
Who said I’m a designer? That’s what I told you. But then there is this: I am the only...
Apr 30th
That wasn’t me, fek. And unless Steve Ignorant is writing for YM now, I call bullshit on...
Apr 30th
Good thing you do. I used the past tense. And I included ‘fucked’ to make you...
Apr 30th
What? I work at a non-profit. And volunteer. And give to charity. None of YOU wanted to come to my...
Apr 30th
Since we’re all about keeping it realer than thou, I’d like to point out I’m the...
Apr 30th
Musings on indie rock and bands that 99 and Krucoff almost certainly adore.
Apr 30th
Wait, when he says ‘enter into the intellectual circles of the rest of the world’ does...
Apr 30th
Listen, you’ll all feel better about NYU Abu Dhabi if you drink the koolaid.
Apr 30th
NYU in Abu Dhabi. Sure, banning Israelis is cool and all, but the gays? Yep, fuck you too. Go back...
Apr 29th
Guess who said this: “My Oscar looks so shiny today! YAY! RING POP!”
Apr 29th
White whine: Listen, I ordered a MEDIUM soy latte, I don’t care what the ticket says. (And...
Apr 29th
All you 22 yr old tumblr whores, lapping at the poorly imagined Randian maunderings of a bipolar...
Apr 29th
Who emailed you this time? Anyway, if someone is being a supreme dick, it’s always me, right?
Apr 29th
This is a good time to remind everyone that the YTuM is written by at least 5 people. Also, Canada...
Apr 29th
Everyone at YM has someone they forbid me to talk about. It’s not always Sloane Crosley.
Apr 29th
Who can’t make a fucking link in Tumblr?
Apr 29th
Hey look, it’s 2004. (Just a little more fuel for your fire). Bonus excerpt: A step down...
Apr 29th
Dude, get back to me on what [redacted] thinks about Whitney being your friend. And you could have...
Apr 29th
Did someone just buy the WarGames 2 DVD? WFT?
Apr 29th
Speaking of the apocalypse: in case you...
12:00 noon CDT 5 August 1988: Nuclear hostilities on a global scale begin as the U.S.S.R. launches a...
Apr 29th
Third would be Spiers friending me, but I wouldn’t dream of floating that possibility. I have...
Apr 29th
What did I learn on Facebook today? Whitney Pastorek has a lot to learn about Pink Floyd, especially...
Apr 28th
Well, some jurors were a little testy about their six-month service. That sound of wailing you hear...
Apr 28th
Wow, it’s a banner week for the disenfranchised here in the good ol’ US of A.
Apr 28th
Hey, let’s recall a more pleasant part of our recent history: insulting our followers! Today,...
Apr 28th
Meet Daniel Pipes and his nifty plan for Muslims, which likely includes rail cars at some point. As...
Apr 28th
Did you ever have reason to doubt NYPD are sociopaths?
Apr 28th
We get in on the single serving site meme.
Apr 27th
In Maryland for bro’s birthday. Family called me fat and said I look like shit. The beard...
Apr 27th
It could be my mood this afternoon, or wishful thinking, or the fact that I need a stronger eyeglass...
Apr 25th
“Carelessness is not a crime.” Time to rethink that handgun ban.
Apr 25th
It’s true. Incredibly enough (or not), out of the 50 people I’m following, YM was the first to come...
Apr 25th
And who says I can’t be servicey?
Apr 25th
This is fucking bullshit.
Apr 25th
Dude, you own a tie?
Apr 25th
Oh, I succumbed to Monster Facebook. Had to do it for work, meet some Arabs, etc. I made sure to go...
Apr 25th
Testagrossa: FAIL.
Apr 25th
Remember that book cover design talk in December 2006 with Milton Glaser, Chip Kidd, Dave Eggers and...
Apr 24th
Damn Lilit, you go. First you get on NPR and then you bash Heeb on FishbowlNY. Padding your resumé...
Apr 24th
That was obviously Dana, btw.
Apr 24th
Hey David Karp, you can suck my dick and pay ME $25 for the privilege of doing so.
Apr 24th
Um, and say what? I’m not going to listen to a fucking podcast with Gessen.
Apr 24th
Gessen on Nextbook. 99, you wanna chime in here?
Apr 24th
Taking the A Train to Jenin with architects of peace.
Apr 24th
I’ve always wondered who was in Doree’s iPhone. Since when does Emily Gould outrank Will...
Apr 23rd
It most certainly was not me. But every time I read about an incident like this, I cheer a little...
Apr 23rd
This had to be Dana because it certainly wasn’t animal-hating 99 (too lazy to find that...
Apr 23rd
Holy shit some days I just love the craigslist barter section.
Apr 23rd
Nothing annoys me more than the standard “and then they euthanized the animal” part. Pit...
Apr 23rd
New Radiant Storm King came close to personifying that 90s indie rock sound (try “Combat...
Apr 22nd
So much to answer for, Rivers Cuomo? How about for being the progenitor of the most toothless,...
Apr 22nd
More mid-90s alt.country: Uncle Tupelo, live in Columbia, MO, 1994
Apr 22nd
Looks like someone beat us to the “I Was Told There’d Be Cock” joke.
Apr 22nd
I thought she was hotter.
Apr 21st
Traffic Report: Just did my semi-annual review of YM site analytics and we are getting a surprising...
Apr 21st
Hi, I’m Emily. This Internet sucks and it’s all Nick Denton’s fault!
Apr 21st
Here’s your moneyshot. Anyone naïve enough to thinking fucking in the office won’t make...
Apr 18th
Dude, what the hell? Krucoff, I’m willing to take a pay cut to bring him on board. (And until...
Apr 18th
FYM: sorry fellas, but we’re going to have to cancel tonight. sorry for the short notice. ...
Apr 18th
Dang. I got executed and they didn’t even write me up. Dude, that Jexies drinking night is so...
Apr 18th
Everyone duck; the hosannahs to Daniel Fucking Clowes are about to start up again.
Apr 18th
So I’m scrolling through the Intelligencer feed, and I see a Pope related headline, followed...
Apr 18th
Yeah, I never considered going along for the ride. That was all Curt and 99’s deal. (Heh,...
Apr 18th
You want me to go to Spitzer’s? Alone? Sorry boys, looks like you are really learning what it...
Apr 18th
hey 99, curt here. i wont be able to make tonight’s throwdown with fym. any way you (or ak)...
Apr 18th
Well shit, they went ahead and posted one of my all-time favorite songs. That definitely...
Apr 18th
I’m inclined to write a post about Aliza Shvarts; is there any point? I’m not interested...
Apr 18th
Maybe we can get her to blog for us now?
Apr 17th
I thought that too. But it’s too weird to contemplate the phantom dballing stance.
Apr 17th
Is there a phone in my hand? I think I’m just inspecting the dirt under my fingernails.
Apr 17th
Dude, is this your stock pose? “Hey, there’s a camera — time to check my cell...
Apr 17th
Oh, sorry, thought I was using the YMtwitter account. Ahem. Okay, Bob Mould in the Dining Room with...
Apr 17th
I’m getting a haircut.
Apr 17th
I guess this is a couple years old but I hadn’t seen it before: William Shatner and Joe...
Apr 17th
I got a 20. That’s why 99 is the dajiner, not me. 99? (I’m doing this to coax the rest...
Apr 17th
At an all-ages show when I was 15 Dan O’Mahoney asked me, So, what do you do for fun around...
Apr 17th
Whatever. I saw Superchunk at the 930 Club (when it was still at its original location) in 1990. ...
Apr 16th
I was having trouble getting my point across with “greater than”/”less than”...
Apr 16th
Do you really want me to do this?
Apr 16th
Dana, wanna field this one?
Apr 16th
Oh, I see, we’re saving all the MSM/pedestrian shite for the whitebar (VSL? Why not a Daily...
Apr 16th
Oh wow, Greg Levey made today’s VSL. That’s awesome. Haven’t read the book yet but...
Apr 16th
From a Village Voice interview of David Berman, on the Silver Jew documentary: “The film is...
Apr 16th
Eli Valley’s Rejected Jewish Heart Transplant: The Holocaust Will Be Mass-Mailed.
Apr 16th
Not to be a prick (red! blue! red! blue! wooo! wooo!) but what’s the point of posting a Clash...
Apr 16th
Twitter never had a chance. Especially when the competition is offering the Tumblrization of...
Apr 16th
I’ll be there. Easy to spot. Will have a striped shirt.
Apr 15th
Sounds good. We may have only one representative in attendance, depending on availability....
Apr 15th
FYM: assuming you didnt get a C in space and time like our friend jackson here, lets do a quick...
Apr 15th
Dude couldn’t hack the “physics so my sci-fi novel doesn’t suck” course.
Apr 13th
What the fuck? I thought the YM tumblr was getting baleeted altogether. Assholes.
Apr 11th
FYM: Looks like next week is where it’s at. We’ll drop a time/place. Stay tuned.
Apr 10th
Ha ha. Dude, I think you’re a theater moth. I was going to email and tell you ‘any night...
Apr 10th
FYM: One of our crew is up for a drink. Spitzer’s at 10pm tonight? No dodgeball, please. ...
Apr 10th
Sorry, boys (girl?). Things were just getting a little too real there.
Apr 9th
This spot reserved for the next latest...
Apr 9th
We could have had a more interesting sign off. Like this. Maybe get Mohney to write it for us. He...
Apr 9th
I’m pulling a D.R.Adams. The Midget Holocaust has done me in. This is the last tum post by me,...
Apr 9th
If Brian Van created a College Humor website, it would be this.
Apr 9th
Moving north, we have Mona’s, which has a soft place in my heart for being the first bar...
Apr 9th
Since we are going down the Avenue B memory lane (it’s Vazac’s! the Horseshoe Bar!...
Apr 9th
Ha ha, you guys had drinks with a genetic female and you were so busy talking about awkward and...
Apr 9th
It’s 9600 baud.
Apr 9th
Who remembers when all this shit was easier? You know, in comments. So last week, I know. Thank you,...
Apr 9th
Wordpress! Snap! On no he diunht! Boss, who’s the fiesty chick? (She didn’t have drinks...
Apr 9th
I’m sure the Boss will wake up in an hour, tumbl (hah hah!) into a cab, show up to work and...
Apr 9th
Hot Topic in 3rd grade? Oh god, I just ruptured my hernia.
Apr 9th
Wait, is Rachel Sklar running Tumblr now? How much more UCB star fucking can you do in one page? If...
Apr 9th
And I gotta stop saying… um, yeah.
Apr 9th
Actually, the Gas Station is apartments (and a Duane Reade!). I was shown a place there right after...
Apr 9th
I need to stop saying Holy [exclamation].
Apr 9th
Holy cow, FYM, how old are you? I am fully fucking aware of the fate of CBGB, which, like GG...
Apr 9th
Holy shit, that Thomas guy would so be spree killing victim number 3. “I no expert when it...
Apr 9th
Query to FYM: what do you hope to gain from this? There is little we can do other than give you the...
Apr 9th
Gotta admire BV: he’s going from Gawker commenter sex to Tumblr sex (dude, did you so totally...
Apr 9th
I gotta admit, the FYM people, or that Knox fella, or whatever technology they use (look for names...
Apr 9th
Whoa, she’s totally post-post-feminist. I bet you dollars to donuts she’s a Jezebel...
Apr 9th
Boss, it was you all along! No one else craps out as fast or miserably.
Apr 9th
Didn’t she follow and unfollow us already? Either way, yay tits. Er, tit. Also: who remembers...
Apr 9th
She can follow us forever.
Apr 9th
Unshockingly, SI Newhouse keeps offline irrevocable proof that he is an Israel-hating, self-loathing...
Apr 9th
Mykel Board visits GG Allin’s grave [What. I was tired of the meta posts.]
Apr 8th
One reason to believe in peace: Good Arabs. A better reason not to: My racist use of “Good...
Apr 8th
It’s official: We’re being followed by the gays.
Apr 8th
I was going to do something on this at the day job (but it looks so nice over there when it’s...
Apr 8th
We all knew this day would unfortunately come. Though it’s certainly going to cause confusion...
Apr 8th
However, 99 is as mean in person as he is online.
Apr 8th
Following Following YM is like watching the Sharks throw down with the Jets, except with a lot less...
Apr 8th
Ain’t no party once we crash the party, but if you’re nice to Krucoff—hell, if you...
Apr 8th
I question the Following YM troupe’s commitment to following YM.
Apr 8th
At least she was quicker on the uptake than she was with that whole tea thing. I turned down a quote...
Apr 8th
Continuing on with my spree-killing fantasy, we have victim number 2. Undecided on method as yet.
Apr 8th
There Will Be Linkage To Mediabistro...
How To Start A Blog: Blogging Nuts-And-Bolts For People, Products and Companies. PRICE $15 SYNOPSIS...
Apr 8th
I’m assuming, boss, that you know this one. If not, I’m sure he’ll be getting an...
Apr 8th
What? You didn’t think there were 5,000 Brown grads in Greenpoint who thought “hey, I...
Apr 8th
Urgent directive: We MUST eradicate this follower. As in, literally snatch his stupid...
Apr 8th
I don’t remember how I found this, but I love that ‘learn to live with less!’...
Apr 8th
Tip to every fuckin’ moron with a Tumblr: Don’t follow us if you use “Really,...
Apr 8th
You know who has a sense of humor? The ‘Las Vegas Vacation Authority’. One of those robo...
Apr 8th
Wow, that’s some serious creative field underclass rage.
Apr 8th
Tip to every web designer in the fucking universe that works on a Mac: ‘Helvetica’ is a...
Apr 8th
Videogum is live and no amount of Antioch snark is going to deter my support and enjoyment of it.
Apr 8th
Um, what the fuck is Noah Robischon doing in the Antioch Alumni group? Don’t even tell me. How...
Apr 8th
You know what I’m trying to remember? What it was like before I drank every night. Not the...
Apr 8th
We lost another of the youngs. I can’t imagine this one will last much longer either....
Apr 7th
Peter Feld: Mark Penn’s Missed Microtrends. Quarterlife Activists! Guilty as clustered. I told...
Apr 7th
Well, he used to show up at Joe’s not infrequently. Give it shot. I’ll try not to hum...
Apr 7th
Think he’ll accept an invite to The Magician?
Apr 7th
Who is surprised that Silver turned out to be a fucking prick? Sorry for being so sweary today.
Apr 7th
More fucking proof that tumblr is the short bus of blogging.
Apr 7th
Thanks, asshats. Now the boss is going to think I’m you again.
Apr 7th
Why do you have to cause me so much pain, Internet?
Apr 7th
Suck my cock Curt. Ok, that was bit harsh, I know. But still, the Ludowick thing requires strong...
Apr 7th
All in favor of electing Jakob Lodwick to the pantheon of Those Precious Few Upon Whom YM Deigns To...
Apr 7th
We lost Rach. Quicker than a lap dance. I’m patting myself, somewhere.
Apr 7th
And I hate to say it, but it is rather impressive they can actually convince these people to sign on...
Apr 7th
Jesus Christ, are you all really that clueless? What, Team Irony left you behind at the last...
Apr 7th
I’m starting to worry that I not only know these people, but that I may have babysat and/or...
Apr 7th
I’ve decided I don’t mind that this person is following us. I’m basing this...
Apr 7th
Notes
Idea: Andrew Krucoff, Internet Miracle. Make funny.
Apr 7th
Per your memo, aren’t they a little pale also? Also, our new photo: hott.
Apr 7th
Actually, Vonnegut is a reblog from that Turd in New York dude.
Apr 7th
Dude, none of them are going to fuck you. This is a dare to all the followers.
Apr 7th
I think someone over at Following YM handed the reins over to Krucoff. Nothing else (beyond some...
Apr 7th
New Directive, Not the Same as the Old Directive: YM wants no followers older than 25. YOUNG...
Apr 7th
And a quick corcorndance for the slow: the Mag used to be called the Peach Pit of blogging (the...
Apr 7th
Boy, it looks like we were big at Whiskey and Laetrile over the weekend. See that comedy, kids?...
Apr 7th
More proof Jews run the media. That, or your Mom is going to send an email showing there are 324,000...
Apr 7th
Doree also rejected my mom’s “prison rape” email. She’s now on the Krucoff...
Apr 7th
Hey, losers, he’s already following us. And that Zach Braff motherfucker is the Boss’s...
Apr 7th
Was he blogging?
Apr 7th
Wait, is Judge Reinhold dead?
Apr 7th
Dude, you should’t be raising money to send Jews to Maine. You should be sending them to...
Apr 7th
Modafanil is fucking awesome. Laser-sharp focus, no shakes, and you can fall asleep when...
Apr 7th
Hey, look, it’s the Tumblr version of the Boss. You think we can get people to unfollow us by...
Apr 7th
Is that Janelle? That’s what I love about bloggers: no shame. No shame at all.
Apr 7th
Blakeley as gentle giant. I’m pretty sure he had sex in the new Gawker office later that...
Apr 7th
Ruh-roh. Might be a little harder than I first thought. Harder. Tee hee.
Apr 7th
Hey, look CNET, I just registered whitepeoplelookingstupid.com. No, I didn’t.
Apr 7th
Rachel Sklar debates David Corn of Mother Jones. I’m still hungover.
Apr 6th
There should be a word limit here.
Apr 6th
For about 3 hours yesterday morning, I went into full obsession mode over Ryan Adams. Up to that...
Apr 6th
Dammit, this is what happens when I only read via the whitebar. Who keeps changing our photo??
Apr 6th
See, that is how you get someone to stop following you. Shit worked. When I get the energy,...
Apr 6th
This person proves almost daily, or hourly, that she’s the poster girl for the Tumblr...
Apr 6th
Carney, your marriage better last at least until we are parted by death. I can’t be this...
Apr 6th
Death by Blogging!, or, if I may, If all the bloggers were laid end to end, I wouldn’t...
Apr 6th
On the road to Jess Coen, yes, there were pit stops.
Apr 4th
Is Spiers dating her father?
Apr 4th
Now you know why I volunteered in Romania. But of course, my community service has no boundaries....
Apr 4th
I didn’t know they had Gypsies in Maryland, Krucoff.
Apr 4th
Let’s be honest; this is going to suck, right? No amount of unethicist snark is going to make...
Apr 4th
Now I’m really starting to understand why you can be such a relentless dick sometimes. It...
Apr 4th
Ahhh, see, here’s the recipe for firing your followers. Maybe old family pics will do the...
Apr 4th
PSOF, please keep following us but you should probably quit your fuckin’ job.
Apr 4th
Hey Lisanti, stop following us and get a fuckin’ job.
Apr 4th
Is she fucking serious with that trademark?
Apr 3rd
Is this why we were trying to get to the Beauty Bar last night? Yes, we went to the Beauty Bar. And...
Apr 3rd
Wait, Tumblr meetups actually exist? I know I shouldn’t be surprised but still, Carney...
Apr 3rd
Boss, you can totally nail her now. Related: I’ll bookmark this so next time you won’t...
Apr 3rd
See, I told you he was tricky.
Apr 3rd
Actually, I’m pretty sure I said the opposite. It’s not interesting enough (though...
Apr 3rd
And since he and I finished all the Red Breast the bar had, I just woke up. Unrelated —...
Apr 3rd
In the scratch your head and sniff wing: Now Time.com’s Washington editor, Cox said the...
Apr 3rd
Who’s this guy? Why’s he following us? He’s kinda cute in a coolhunting-y sort of...
Apr 3rd
Radosh’s event was the Park Slope parent crowd. It was well attended, so I didnt feel bad...
Apr 3rd
If you’ve never seen an Anne Carson reading - well, just remember she’s Canadian and...
Apr 3rd
How was Radosh’s old new-media party last night?
Apr 3rd
Manhattanite needs to make a formal entry for Queen Rania’s call for Arab stereotypes. Too bad...
Apr 3rd
I told you it was terrorism-related.
Apr 3rd
Fuck me. That is, um, good. I don’t know what to do with that.
Apr 3rd
And with the addition of Younga, it’s starting to look like the Mag circa 2003 in there.
Apr 2nd
Welcome to our latest follower. Who knows this person? Rex? But she looks like your type, boss.
Apr 2nd
Have I Ever Mentioned My Rent-Stabilized Apartment? Here’s a message that my landlord just...
Apr 2nd
Christ, when will the senior citizenry get off our beat.
Apr 2nd
I’m feeling nostalgic for Saturday, back when we could actually get rid of our followers.
Apr 2nd
Actually, it’s supposed to be read as “Black Manhattanite.” I never got around to...
Apr 2nd
Excuse me, fuck nostalgia. We dropped the “Young” quite some time ago. We are now...
Apr 2nd
Reading Young Manhattanite is like living in Manhattan: more hassle than you expected, less...
Apr 2nd
I feel another bout of nostalgia for the early 90’s coming on…
Apr 2nd
Actually, reading YM is more like flossing with barbed wire.
Apr 2nd
Oh lookie, there’s a BlogAd on Buzzmachine right now for Sloane Crosley’s new book that...
Apr 2nd
What Jarvis said? That has to be AKAK; none one reads him anymore aside from the boss. And I POSTED...
Apr 2nd
Yeah, what Jarvis said: FUCK WAL-MART, FUCK EDELMAN.
Apr 2nd
Lacrosse? Fencing? Where the hell are we?
Apr 2nd
Maybe the murder rate in LA has to do with the fact that I was there ten days and never saw a cop. ...
Apr 2nd
We have to do all our side work in the morning.
Apr 2nd
Reading YM is like watching a fencing match with toothpicks.
Apr 2nd
So hard to pick a favorite but I’ll try: Monday, February 4 2:57 p.m. A driver threw a...
Apr 2nd
I prefer the folksy whimsy of the Arcata Eye police log.
Apr 2nd
Damn, that L.A. County Homicide Report is really fucked up. What the hell is going on out there?...
Apr 2nd
We’re all Jews around here…decadent ones.
Apr 2nd
Boss, are you multitasking?
Apr 2nd
Man, if theater guy doesn’t stop with the quiznos thing, people are really going to think...
Apr 2nd
followingym: You’re the Cherry Sisters of Tumbling. Please, stop this, now. I had to google that....
Apr 2nd
Paper Planes
Apr 2nd
If you’re interested in West Coast crimeblogging, Krucoff, check out the LA Times Homicide...
Apr 2nd
Nah, I just wanna check out the West Coast crime blogging scene. And Denton said he’d give me...
Apr 2nd
This doesn’t have anything to do with your impending visit, does it Krucoff?
Apr 2nd
What’s with Denton’s cat blogging? I’m still allowed to make fun of Denton, right?...
Apr 1st
Him? Oh, and if I was the SWPL guy, I would add that I didn’t know what ‘mos def’...
Apr 1st
followingym: The one reason the ‘hey, it was YMxxx’ jokes won’t work is because...
Apr 1st
Do you like Mos Def? Of course you do! He’s black, btw.
Apr 1st
Why can’t we reblog ourselves? Our reblogs, our reselves. Anyway, that song should be on a...
Apr 1st
I do like all the people pretending to be me. I can’t imagine a more perfect world: dozens of...
Apr 1st
I caught the last half of Being John Malkovich the other night. I had forgot how entirely smoking...
Apr 1st
Musical interlude. Everybody dance!
Apr 1st
99, you could have made it a little less obvious that Following YM was you.
Apr 1st
We’re now following Following YM. Insert joke about universe collapsing.
Apr 1st
Tumblr-only Jockeys: Make sure you check out Dana’s cans of whoopass on the main bar.
Apr 1st
Him: Whenever Denton attempts to be funny, 1000 kittens die. Her: Yeah, part of his whole...
Apr 1st
So who’s up for a Balk dead pool? That dude is on the edge.
Apr 1st
Sadly, the only thing that Jezebel commenters and feminists share in common is a total lack of sense...
Apr 1st
A Jew with a name like that? No way.
Apr 1st
Bunking with Sloane Crosley. For reals.
Apr 1st
That’s almost as funny as Google’s. And when you’re almost as funny as Google,...
Apr 1st
An article on the Russification of Jewish-American Fiction and not one mention of Keith Gessen. Well...
Apr 1st
Since y’all are getting all of tumblr to hate us, or whatever, could we crowd source our...
Apr 1st
You’re willing to wear a kuffiyeh to get Doree into (a rusty, bedbug infested day camp) bed...
Apr 1st
Maybe his granny (most likely under 60) could use Tumblr but mine died in the war - yeah, that one -...
Apr 1st
Oh, ha ha, how fucking funny. Tumblr changed their logo to Tumbler for April Fool’s. Boss, you...
Apr 1st
Now I understand why the boss sends obsequious emails to Denton. With capitalist skilz like this, he...
Apr 1st
The problem with this is we can’t keep up with the insidery comments made at each other most...
Apr 1st
Speaking of really low bars, how insidery is it too say Eggers is a dick?
Apr 1st
You’re going to be faced with the choice of hating all of the people. Sigh. Some people never...
Apr 1st
Oh, yeah, Eggers was so generous before his million dollar book deal. All of them funded their...
Apr 1st
I love these capitalist revisionists who think Buffet and Gates are beacons of philanthropy once...
Apr 1st
Brave men do not run (in my op-ed).
Apr 1st
Whereas I think Dave Eggers is a supreme dick; oh, and Warren Buffet did more for charity in six...
Apr 1st
I’m a fan of Dave Eggers and not just because of his charitable works. On the other slighted...
Apr 1st