Young Manhattanite

I would’ve figured you more for a Janice. This is a compliment, btw.

Jul 2nd

I don’t think there’s any question here: I am Miss Piggy.

Jul 2nd

“Lost” chapter of American history. It’s not a television show, but it played you...

Jul 2nd

It’s the first of the month, which means one thing, time for Denton to roll shitballs and rub...

Jul 1st

Voices Miscarry. Jezebel girls get drunk, talk on stage. “After that things got intense. Like,...

Jul 1st

Mine looks more like R2 than yours, Jason Perlow.

Jul 1st

Malcolm Gladwell just wants to cuddle for a few more minutes before packing up his Internet...

Jul 1st

E.V.E. Project Update

Jul 1st

Malcolm Gladwell interrupts his own thread to ask you to check out these albums Eddie covers and...

Jul 1st

Malcolm Gladwell likes to post black & white pictures of 60s icons and songs by old black and...

Jul 1st

Malcolm Gladwell is not done with the writing of books.

Jul 1st

Malcolm Gladwell has a hole in his head where Rich Hall used to live.

Jul 1st

Malcolm Gladwell wonders, but doesn’t really care, how many people will stop following YM...

Jul 1st

Malcolm Gladwell thinks those who wear birds on their cumberbuns are not metal.

Jul 1st

Malcolm Gladwell will appear on Pot Psychology as Peppermint Patty.

Jul 1st

Malcolm Gladwell is Brian Van on every day of the year except Halloween.

Jul 1st

The chief export of Malcolm Gladwell is Chuck Norris. (I don’t know! I was just trying to play...

Jul 1st

At first look, I knew I wouldn’t read this because there were too many words: “Allow me...

Jul 1st

The Day Job, Part XXIV

Jul 1st

Speaking of the first lady of Iran (weren’t we?), what’s the joke about Muslims fucking...

Jun 30th

If David Amsden hadn’t written about sleeping outside in New York four years ago, I imagine...

Jun 30th

Rex has started chronicling his “self-loathing” New York conversations and...

Jun 30th

Karina adds an interesting story with Svenonius at SilverDocs.

Jun 30th

If you spent the afternoon watching VH1’s History of Rock ‘n Roll (given the stock...

Jun 30th

Can you believe Kate Hudson was actually nominated for an Oscar?

Jun 30th

Homework for Keith Gessen: listen and read.

Jun 30th

Sy Hersh’s shtick is overrated.

Jun 29th

Repeat.

Jun 28th

Alec Baldwin is ten times the Jew I’ll ever be.

Jun 27th

Despite their butlers, Jaguars, and accents, with this headline, Canadians prove to be crass...

Jun 27th

So much truth, not enough ears. You should listen to Fareed Zakaria: audio and video.

Jun 27th

Maybe Colbert was right tonight when he said Austria could be a prime candidate for inclusion on the...

Jun 27th

A man, a plan, a Chuck Berry tattoo, fedora: “I don’t want to hook up or anything, I...

Jun 27th

Gerard Cosloy, huh, I had no idea.

Jun 27th

The Falls is about as The Gates as Fudgie the Whale is Carvel Santa.

Jun 27th

But That’s Just Me. Would you believe I said “sweet” before seeing the first...

Jun 27th

Too self-explanatory even for “How It’s Made.”

Jun 27th

Bite-sized chunks of explanation re: long pictures that I can’t suss out how to burn to my...

Jun 27th

Get your Gessen fill today? Not his finest half-hour.

Jun 27th

Katie, you’re just not Googling HARD ENOUGH. It’s like you don’t even want it.

Jun 27th

Bora Bora. From the Van Halen News Desk: “Thankfully, a VH fan has uploaded this “backwords”...

Jun 26th

Not quite as cool as the glass dildo makers on HBO’s Real Sex.

Jun 26th

Here’s another reason why you shouldn’t feel bad for not appreciating Liz Phair.

Jun 26th

He looks old. (I said it!)

Jun 26th

Oh, btw: Meet the new Boss!

Jun 26th

Oh, and here’s number 12…in the plan: 12. Burn the white man’s house right down...

Jun 26th

Manifesto of Futurism: 1. We want to sing the love of danger, the habit of energy and rashness....

Jun 26th

The magic of a word - DADA - which for journalists has opened the door to an unforeseen world, has...

Jun 26th

ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

Jun 26th

Still waiting for someone to pay me not to blog. The Gist: “Next, I want to see economists...

Jun 26th

Dear KatieBakes, I hope this letter finds you well and refreshed for the start of summer. The Hmong...

Jun 26th

“I got it from a mustached optometrist in Santa Clarita. It’s leather.”...

Jun 26th

Stop Calling Me, Shirley. Brookhaven National Lab: Yeah, we fucked up in the past, not as much as...

Jun 26th

This would be more effective if it said, “I’m a Bitter Voter and I Own a Gun”

Jun 26th

Ooooh, that reminds me, I should get this out of the way now… Hey Kottke, Eggers, Doree,...

Jun 26th

“We know what it takes to service a large account…” That’s what I’ve...

Jun 26th

Chasing a scene that no longer exists. Take note, young Tumblr, lest you end up some gutterpunk...

Jun 25th

Douche scrub?

Jun 25th

If the work done here today doesn’t shave at least 10 followers from the YM rolls, there is...

Jun 25th

Barely graduated from high school, got a GED. Didn’t go to college. Looks like Jakob Lodwick...

Jun 25th

Hey everyone, this has been a barrel of laughs and a pontoon of fist-fucks but let’s get back...

Jun 25th

Two certainties in life: bitching about dick size and taxes.

Jun 25th

She’s blogging about it. No, but really, we draw the line at Bakes. See you out in the...

Jun 25th

Sure, KatieBakes might blog about Zimbabwe, but what is she really doing to make a difference?

Jun 25th

Unrelated?

Jun 25th

Wait a minute, I thought we’re picking on fek today.

Jun 25th

Related.

Jun 25th

Question, from the backchannel to the front: when did Tumblr become Spinstr?

Jun 25th

I believe the “intense pounding” was the Tumblr Documentary. Krucoff, you’re a...

Jun 25th

Intense pounding! Yes! More! I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE HERE. Someone please explain it to...

Jun 25th

Hey, we can’t all live up to the hip standards of a guy who locks the door when the pounding...

Jun 25th

I heard he has a porn star cock. John Carney told me.

Jun 25th

WHOA, HEY EVERYBODY. Do you hear that tin ringing in your ears? 99 = Miss Representation = this...

Jun 25th

Doesn’t “snidely perceived instigations” define the Internet? I’m pretty...

Jun 25th

GET PENISY! You’ve earned it.

Jun 25th

Your brother Mikey sounds pretty cool. Does he have a Tumblr?

Jun 25th

Small dicks and the hands that rub them! Everybody wins!

Jun 25th

For the record, I wrote: We have no need for a book in which the characters are so numbingly...

Jun 25th

Yeah, applied broadly throughout the country, I’m sure this drop-out plan would do wonders for...

Jun 25th

Uh oh, 99 is about to blow up again. Duuuuude, chill out. It’s funny how people think others...

Jun 25th

You are wrong; they are right. You are wrong for trying to be right. There is no scene. Bloghaus. I...

Jun 25th

Note to Doree: See, it was never me! He has a name, MAYBE even a real one. BTW, I went to public...

Jun 25th

I think I’m gonna have to meet Gessen before I can make a final judgment on his shtick lit,...

Jun 25th

Fran Lebowitz has played a judge on Law & Order. She’s also Jewish. Next.

Jun 25th

TONIGHT: Sketches & Similes. A discussion of poetry, women, illustrations and unsettling...

Jun 25th

Still waiting for someone to explain Fran Lebowitz to me. Is it a YM thing, where your output is...

Jun 25th

You say Mugabe, I say McCain…let’s call the election off: “At his age he should...

Jun 25th

Fuckton, Take II. I found this yr’s costume. Other news: Stein’s way: The Hulk,...

Jun 25th

Jess Coen, Lindsay Robertson, Lockhart Steele, AJ Daulerio, Elizabeth Spiers, Will Ferrell’s...

Jun 24th

Visioneers with Zach Galifianakis. We approve.

Jun 24th

Set your blogs to link: Will Leitch’s appearance on Ben Stein: Parts The First and Second.

Jun 24th

Fuck FCC, Let’s Kill. OK Jarvis, I’m with you. As for a method, shall we employ the...

Jun 24th

Web Content Developer, Part II. Another project of mine was creating, with others of course, a 92Y...

Jun 24th

Or I could just spill a drink on him. That’s the new protocol, by the way. You missed out.

Jun 24th

It’s as questionable as (you could just write him an email if you want to get his attention...

Jun 24th

Tell me: is it declasse to link to my own Dumblr? YM-Approved Alex Pareene does right today.

Jun 24th

Newsflash: Unless you remember life before television or your body is chronically angled at 90...

Jun 24th

Agreed. A most brilliant work of epic proportions, on par with Whitman’s Song of Myself,...

Jun 24th

If ever the phrase “Pop Culture for Smart People” meant something, Spencer of...

Jun 24th

Garrison Keillor’d rather be sleeping: What many people refer to as “character” is...

Jun 24th

Sad Kermit makes us sad. We feel it’s a bit of a rip on Kermit the Blog, from one Mike...

Jun 24th

Countdown to HBO development deal starts now.

Jun 24th

Calm down, deep breaths. Deep breaths. Soothing music played by nice old white guys. Deep breaths.

Jun 24th

Actually, somebody keep an eye on Emily Gould - IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. (Update: Shit, I guess the...

Jun 24th

Jezebel contributor sells book. Somebody keep an eye on Dana.

Jun 24th

I should mention that there’s a new foot-n-ass soldier in the YM ranks (you think I know shit...

Jun 24th

Fuckin’ A. I already get a hand up my ass every time I’m at the airport. Now this?...

Jun 24th

No ground rules. Blogging is online terrorism, I’ve learned that much from Gessen. Just...

Jun 24th

Could someone please explain Fran Lebowitz to me?

Jun 24th

French people levitating &/or jumping in a grocery store &/or Hypermarket. #3 looks either...

Jun 24th

AK, in order to avoid a repeat of last week’s debacle, please advise on the ground rules.

Jun 24th

Well Spuds my MacKenzie, you can’t rape the willing: “In the case of Takashi Murakami...

Jun 24th

Rex emails: You never thought googling “black flag” and “concert commercial”...

Jun 23rd

I see your Racked and raise you a Gridskipper: Did all the bitching about the lack of world coverage...

Jun 23rd

I read “The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction” in college, too. This is n plus one,...

Jun 23rd

Note: we don’t promote or encourage routine beatings and/or muggings of Williamsburg...

Jun 23rd

Despite the pundits’ hee-haws, copyright fraud was not invented by the Internets: “In...

Jun 23rd

In a 2001 interview, George Carlin talks about his life and comedy career with Judy Gold. Good...

Jun 23rd

So much Keith Gessen for your ears. This is Curt, btw.

Jun 23rd

It was not uncommon for me to tutor kids in math while I was in college. (It’s true,...

Jun 23rd

Ha, are we really reliving this?? MOVE ON, PEOPLE. But OK, take a wild guess at the one person who...

Jun 23rd

I mean, I guess. Speaking of past-their-prime spooks, it’s a bird, it’s a plane,...

Jun 23rd

Isn’t the problem being susceptible to meaningless bait in the first place? Nah, probably not....

Jun 23rd

Totally and Completely Related: Katie’s dubbed the Dark Days of YM the...

Jun 23rd

Biker Billy, update: The 69’ers Motorcycle Club of New York. Make sure to check out the...

Jun 23rd

Let’s get Real McCoy here, for a sec. As I understand it, someone was baiting someone about...

Jun 23rd

God damn, kid! No pictures in the YM Tum! It crashes the whitebar. Nice dent. Don’t worry,...

Jun 23rd

At least they got one thing right: Tribe’s People’s Instinctive Travels was the only...

Jun 23rd

Well, more transparency - because apparently some people have a hard time comprehending a joke - I...

Jun 23rd

Lessons in Blogging Cliche, 101: screengrabs of Drudge...

Jun 23rd

“Try not to wrap it around a telephone pole, or if you do, dump the hooker before the cops...

Jun 23rd

Biker Billy: “God bless the 69ers and the rest of my biker brotherhood.”

Jun 23rd

Ouroboros on Hunger Strike. Did you know you can’t import a Tumblr feed into another Tumblr?...

Jun 23rd

Brawl Burning. No one’s asking it so I will: was there any Emily-on-Sheila fight action??

Jun 23rd

Ann Loeb would be impressed by iPhone porn no doubt. 1953 Bell Telephone Ads: “Of the three,...

Jun 23rd

Maybe “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge” is well-known among fans of American...

Jun 23rd

OK, I’m just gonna say it. I think I have a crush on Hez. (I’m hoping that kind of...

Jun 23rd

I should mention, if nothing else, listen to the spoken word piece here: Good Friday, 2033 AD....

Jun 23rd

U.S. Oral History (or, everyone knows it’s better to play with the shaft than the balls):...

Jun 22nd

One (and only) question: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE GLASSES? DID YOU BUY THEM IN CHICAGO?

Jun 22nd

Remedial Regression for Relational Redundancy: Tumblr Math. We prefer to put “following”...

Jun 22nd

As usual, Radosh nails it. “The odd thing is, if you read The Guardian’s original story...

Jun 22nd

Men's Recovery Project - Emergency Record

Jun 22nd

Last one before the train to Westchester, presented without comment: “I was a political...

Jun 20th

You could take the “weapons of mass delusion” angle or wonder why the CIA wasn’t...

Jun 20th

Either there’s another Lower East Side or this whole gentrification thing has gotten way out...

Jun 20th

We threw some money at Daniel Squadron a couple of weeks ago and probably will again on Wednesday....

Jun 20th

Nuf said, right? Right.: “You people who sold out the 550-capacity Bowery Ballroom on Tuesday...

Jun 20th

Oh, hi - to quote Emily Gould - Room-elephant acknowledged. Probably explains the email from Dr....

Jun 20th

VIPs! Models! Cheeseburgers! Sarcasm! Alternately, the review I got from someone: “It was all...

Jun 20th

From where I sit, 90% of spam can be attributed to John Cummuta, who is probably a decent guy just...

Jun 20th

Isn't He A Bit Like You And Me?

Jun 20th

This is Not a Keith Gessen Post. To be fair, I’ve tried saying “Hi” to the plumber...

Jun 19th

A Lesson in Branding 901 (Honors Seminar): “Oh, and those men in the photo pictured here?...

Jun 19th

Required Bloghaus Reading: How the Other Half Hamptons

Jun 19th

In the middle of an innocent talk she drops the “reverse commute” bombshell. It’s...

Jun 19th

Last night, just like every other night, had one small signifying moment - a crossroads, if you...

Jun 19th

At first I thought they were using “toxic” metaphorically: “The current guard in...

Jun 19th

“Whom,” “heed,” “shrift” and “quell” … must be...

Jun 19th

E.V.E. Project Update

Jun 19th

A Lesson in Branding 101: Hundreds of antlers, horns, hooves, and fur. Stuffed birds and mounted...

Jun 19th

You’ll always get your way-aay at… WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOA. First Jhoon Rhee and now we find...

Jun 19th

When I worked at Jupiter Research many blue moons ago during the First Teutonic Boom, one of the...

Jun 19th

Toby Young Answers Our Questions Even Though...

Jun 19th

To 99, with love

Jun 19th

Just like the dissolution of the Ottoman Empire. Be free my disciples! And bring me back a beer.

Jun 18th

External Memo: I FIRED EVERYONE.

Jun 18th

Since there’s nothing I love more than linking to ancient blog history (and talking about Nick...

Jun 18th

Yeah, I myself thought How 18 hours ago when I saw that one.

Jun 18th

Internal Memo: Sorry, I deleted a previous post. There was no need for us to link to it.

Jun 18th

Disastrous Monkey Shipment is the name of my new band.

Jun 18th

They’re too ripe already! I’m going to posit that this was a passive-aggressive move on...

Jun 18th

No. Manowar stays. You should be reading YM through the dashboard or whitebar only so I don’t...

Jun 18th

Can we please change the Manowar picture? It no longer amuses me.

Jun 18th

This is head of the sidebar at CNN at 11:45: “Latest News LIVE: Floods, other news happening...

Jun 18th

IKEA is now open. Can you feel something different in the air? Yeah, me neither.

Jun 18th

You know you’ve reached some sort of nadir when drunk cranks in bars carrying sheafs of paper...

Jun 18th

D&D cookbook talk. Entertaining to me, Krucoff maybe, and John Carney definitely.

Jun 18th

It would be completely reasonable to assume that writing this article was the sole reason Rex...

Jun 18th

YM has always been a fan of Tula Finklea. RIP, mysterious lady in green from Amarillo, Texas. And...

Jun 18th

Become an expert on Bin Laden Family History…in less than 5 minutes!

Jun 18th

Watchmen blog. Bet you can’t not look.

Jun 18th

Dammit Lindsay, you can’t go messing with my scientific analysis by slipping a “my...

Jun 17th

“The film begins with a stunningly hypnotic 20 minute montage, which takes us, through...

Jun 17th

What’s it called when you do it for free? Oh yeah, charity.

Jun 17th

Wait, who wrote that last post, Krucoff or the ghost of Alan Freed?

Jun 17th

I guess Kirsten Price is what you would call a “neo-soul” singer and maybe I’m...

Jun 17th

Dude, WTF is this? Are they making a musical out of Life Goes On or something?

Jun 17th

I can think of about 10 better reasons why NO ONE should drink California wines. Like reverse...

Jun 17th

Secret message for SCAD graduates: what the fuck?

Jun 17th

Am I allowed to post a coded birthday message here? Thanks. Because everyone loves alpacas. Except...

Jun 17th

I guess that plan to try and reach 5 million downloads of Firefox 3 is going swimmingly. Site is...

Jun 17th

While Dana and 99 were spreading creativity tract infections downtown, Jews were talking about power...

Jun 17th

OK, it’s been used. Just checking.

Jun 17th

Darth Vader tries to join the Church of Iceland.

Jun 17th

Related: who did you grow up wanting to be more like: Ian or Guy? Christ, we are old.

Jun 17th

BTW, I admit I had to Google “Dharma Initiative” which I’m relieved to find out is...

Jun 17th

Ready for a joke? Great. So Rex, Brian Van and Curt walk into a bar (probably...

Jun 17th

…and my favorite Killdozer record.

Jun 17th

The D-Nice Start of the Summer Mix.

Jun 17th

Wilco are the Magic Eye Paintings of Rock. Brilliant.

Jun 17th

Harvard case study for A Small World. Seriously.

Jun 17th

Internet gold, my friends, internet gold.

Jun 17th

Fetters and Sodas. Say it with me.

Jun 17th

Ruminations on blogging are uniquely suitable substitutes for bullshit philosophizing. Time to clean...

Jun 16th

Blogging is a terribly inadequate substitute for a social life; but by the time you get to realizing...

Jun 16th

Dana, didn’t you go to RISD too? You just can’t away from pro-rape types can you?

Jun 16th

Would you believe the same person wrote the retirement home post AND the immediate bloghaus reply?...

Jun 16th

This was by somebody else.

Jun 16th

“Isn’t that Bloghaus?” For the record, that wasn’t me. This is Curt, btw. ...

Jun 16th

More service journalism: Grocery Guy is doing his last lamb butchering class. Reason? The turnout...

Jun 16th

Oh, good god: there’s a line of people waiting for the new IKEA store to open. It’s not...

Jun 16th

Isn’t that Bloghaus?

Jun 16th

I’m sure there’s a retirement home on Long Island where Curt can sit in a swing on the...

Jun 16th

Jesus, Gawker is just really grossing me out today.

Jun 16th

Girls, girls: You’re both pretty.

Jun 16th

You’re right. That’s why I’m retiring from this scene.

Jun 16th

Oh jesus, shut the fuck up already with this. Never has “significant” meant so very...

Jun 16th

Fact: Gawker may have figured out how New York works. But Julia figured out how to make New York...

Jun 16th

Sahnetortenfaktor: the cream tart factor. First of all, Curt knows his German publications: the...

Jun 16th

What does Sahnetortenfaktor mean? Is it something along the lines of We apologized for Hitler, now...

Jun 16th

I will continue on with service tumblrism (until I can find someone else at whom I can lob...

Jun 16th

Fact: your place in the blogging hierarchy is determined on the basis of who returns your emails. ...

Jun 16th

Dear Amanda Hesser: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. (And also: Don’t put...

Jun 16th

Hey Boss, when do we get to cash in our chips? Seems like everyone else is.

Jun 16th

It was around the time of Helium and Bleu and Syrup USA that you went to see Neptune at the Middle...

Jun 16th

So wait, everyone does the Tony roundup around noon today? Amateurs.

Jun 16th

What indeed? Well, this. And this. Also: dude, you paid for your tumblr account? Hahahahahaha!

Jun 16th

Hey, Rachel, 2002 called. They want their most embarrassing sartorial decisions back.

Jun 16th

Schiller’s is a chain restaurant. There, I said it.

Jun 16th

Well, Balk retracted his earlier sentiment, so it’s not fair of us to link to his older post....

Jun 16th

Me, of course.

Jun 16th

Everything You Wanted To Know About The Golan Heights But Had No Idea What To Ask.

Jun 16th

Who’s willing to part with $9 for iskeithgessenamisogynist.com? Also: what he said.

Jun 16th

YM will be honoring the AP boycott because 1) we like boycotts 2) we do whatever the gray-haired man...

Jun 16th

a) I don’t give a shit if he “gets” men better than he “gets” women in...

Jun 16th

John Waters and Baltimore hipsters vs. The Hons. Unrelated, Atilla the Corner Boy: In a “spasm...

Jun 16th

Um, dude, while we’re all for records around here, Maitresse wasn’t talking about you...

Jun 16th

For the record, I never said Keith Gessen is a misogynist. I said he is a dick. He may well not be a...

Jun 16th

Well, at least Caroline McCarthy is trying her best to make $1000/month Internet worth it.

Jun 16th

Dumbest fuckin’ thing I’ve ever done. I hated my spotty Time Warner internet access so...

Jun 16th

Remeber, this is cooler because it is direct...

Jun 16th

Not Live Blogging the Tony's

Jun 16th

The eighties were pretty cool, now that I think about it.

Jun 15th

There’s only one rule in this town and it bears repeating. Damn straight.

Jun 15th

Deerhoof will appeal to your taste in independent music.

Jun 15th

Keep the game in your head. Every now and then I get Blottered nostalgia: “A person walked...

Jun 15th

I want to work in advertising, even if it means getting dumped by Isabella Rosselini (especially if...

Jun 15th

Perhaps you noticed a new entry on the YM Charity Strip™ above, The Nourishing Soup Kitchen of New...

Jun 15th

Florida (Oxy deaths in 2007: 1,253, Ganja: DONUT) could learn a thing or two from Argentina (via)

Jun 15th

I very rarely think of Greenpeace, aside from those suckers in front of Whole Foods raised their...

Jun 15th

“People may say I can’t sing, but no one can ever say I didn’t sing.” Rich...

Jun 15th

Little boy who can sing singing the Queen of the Night aria.

Jun 15th

Presented without irony: The Magnificat! And here’s Jessye Norman doing the aria. Good for...

Jun 15th

Damn, who’s got rainy day dope?

Jun 14th

You could make the case that Lindsay used to be a habitual “my friend” blogger but...

Jun 14th

I suppose then you should also know of a German band called Die Aerzte (i.e., the Doctors), which...

Jun 14th

You all know (or should) Elton Motello’s gay punk anthem “Jet Boy Jet Girl” (also...

Jun 14th

Really? Because I might not know how to read a stock chart, but it looks like excepting the three...

Jun 14th

Jason Kottke: the Internet James Cramer.

Jun 14th

Tim Russert: The Pope Story.

Jun 13th

GO HOLLAND!

Jun 13th

I don’t know what this is about, but for no apparent reason it reminded me of a bumper sticker...

Jun 13th

We are all free to now pee on the wee.

Jun 13th

They are more like twin moons, having formed at roughly the same time in ‘87-88. NOU boldly...

Jun 13th

Tim Russert: Dead.

Jun 13th

Where We’re You When The Sun Went Down On Fugazi And Rose Again On The Nation of Ulysses?

Jun 13th

Zhang Huan’s Giant Ain’t No Better Than Nate Hill’s Eve, So Tell Me Why Our Man...

Jun 13th

New York: be rich or live like a dog.

Jun 13th

I guess it’s safe to say that Doree doesn’t think Sheila should be fired. FOR NOW.

Jun 13th

Jesus, Pareene lives in Ocean Hill? I think it’s more than Denton he needs saving from.

Jun 13th

Friday Fuckin’ Jews: 1) The Jewish Channel has finally launched on Time Warner. 2) While Eli...

Jun 13th

Only because saying it will raise ire of everyone on the masthead — and here’s the fun...

Jun 13th

Where We're You When The Sun Went Down On...

Jun 13th

Save him? What’s he going to do? Go to Maine with Seeds of Peace?

Jun 13th

God Save Pareene, We Mean It Man. Actually, we don’t. He’s doing just fine on his own,...

Jun 13th

[OK, one of the YM team members has pointed out that my vitriol has coincided with the appearance of...

Jun 13th

Seriously, dude, you don’t even know from bitter. How about you trade in your Y chromosome for...

Jun 13th

In case you missed Emily Gould’s embarrassing penis tuck, you can see it from the back end.

Jun 13th

Here is the link to the original script of Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Chia Pet...

Jun 13th

Zhang Huan's Giant Ain't No Better Than Nate...

Jun 13th

Awwww. Group hug. No reach-arounds.

Jun 12th

Agreed. This is Curt, btw.

Jun 12th

Complete with a Harvard boy being a gigantic and annoying pussy.

Jun 12th

The whitebar is getting as overwrought as an n+1 novel.

Jun 12th

Fuck. I guess I was REALLY wrong about Keith Gessen. Goodbye, world. If you’re reading...

Jun 12th

That’s NOT the spirit. Pull him, now.

Jun 12th

I was wrong on Keith Gessen. But only because it’s not worth losing YM priviliges over.

Jun 12th

Sorry dude, you don’t get to have your bukkake and eat it too. If Gessen contends that Gawker...

Jun 12th

I do not understand why a man should be taken to task for defending himself.

Jun 12th

This is probably all the Panopticist’s fault. Also, Andrew Hearst is a genius and you are...

Jun 12th

We keep getting older, they stay the same age. It’s funny when the new guy’s pissed...

Jun 12th

This is pretty much the YM motto. Keith, please join us. We volunteer almost every week.

Jun 12th

KG has a history of being a pompous ass, a misogynist, a boor and a fucking dick. Any more...

Jun 12th

Dude is dying for a challenge to volunteer boss.

Jun 12th

Yeah, that’s really top of mind around here. Go eat a sandwich dipped in Cheese Whiz.

Jun 12th

Some of it was covered, you know, here.

Jun 12th

Please tell me what Keith Gessen has done to make people hate him.

Jun 12th

In Time for Father's Day

Jun 12th

“If you are in a position to make fun of the cultural elite in public, well, guess what that...

Jun 12th