tylercoates:
I’m not going to let this Red Panda bullshit...
Aug 30th
Morning, lovies. So I’m up in this neck of the woods,...
Aug 30th
“I hear alpaca tears cure cancer. Any truth to...
Aug 29th
Smoke 'Em If You've Got 'Em
Aug 29th
Smoke 'Em If You've Got 'Em
I’d never IM’d with John Carney before today; the first topic was the investigation of...
Aug 29th
How pumped are these people? Dates back to February 2007.
Aug 29th
This isn’t what you were looking for but it’s an oldie and goodie…
A man boards...
Aug 29th
Okay, I didn’t want it to come to this, but here we go. I’m almost positive someone told...
Aug 29th
Dashiell thinks the Palin pick is a brilliant move for McCain and says, “Listen closely,...
Aug 29th
Crazy Like A Very Old Fox
Aug 29th
Fuckin’ Eskimos.
Aug 29th
Great, now we have presidential campaigns with candidates from Hawaii and Alaska: America’s...
Aug 29th
Dispatch from a Day Off: So this is what it’s like to be “self-employed” on a...
Aug 29th
Internal Memo: We’re at 199 followers. Lucky 200 gets a stuffed gnu.
Aug 29th
The YM Mind is in synch. I was just about to link to the same. Also, Brooklyn Eagle profiled...
Aug 29th
Crazy Like A Very Old Fox
Here’s how John McCain (maybe) just won the election. What are his weaknesses? 1. He’s...
Aug 29th
Fuck the Citizen’s Union! No love for our boys, Paul Newell and Daniel Squadron. ‘No...
Aug 29th
Krucoff is totally nice in person. He’s just a prick on the internet. »Posted by Choire at...
Aug 29th
Linkblog showdown! Kottke is, no surprise, the deserving big winner here but look at our little...
Aug 29th
Salad of the Weak: OMOG, this writer for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel LOVES the Olive Garden...
Aug 29th
Watch
Note: The first 35 seconds are silent.
Cuba’s rock provocateur on trial: “Gorki Águila...
Aug 29th
James Powderly, GRL Founder, Detained in Beijing: “Would you say the interrogations were...
Aug 29th
Dear Tumblrs, Bloggers, Manhattanites, Brooklynites, Young and Old, etc:
I’m hosting a...
Aug 28th
Okay. New musical idea. Springtime for Kitlers. It’s CATS meets THE PRODUCERS, except we take...
Aug 28th
12:01 PM. I just realized what this is: his new pick-up strategy. Nice.
Aug 28th
11:20am. Sex predator Nick Douglas is still one of the Internet’s biggest scumbags.
Aug 28th
Even Jeff Bezos has heard about David Karp*
*so we hear
...
Aug 28th
Watch
Morning, dollfaces!
It’s a beautiful day! Soak in the sun! Allow your skin to freckle...
Aug 28th
Welcome, new readers. This is a fairly accurate assessment of our writing style.
Aug 28th
A word from Miss J. Blige, if you will.
Aug 28th
So that’s how you get 193 people to follow you. Goddamn. Also, we’re not anonymous. We...
Aug 28th
Raise a, Guinness, I guess, to our stature as a ‘darker sort of blogging’ declared so by...
Aug 28th
Attention all Tumblrs, go comment on Rex’s post about comments. Given the total output of...
Aug 28th
lunchfood:
Andrew Krucoff, aka Young Manhattanite,...
Aug 28th
Okay, I admit, I was wrong about treading water. This is better than Big Brother After Dark. Oh, and...
Aug 28th
This just set [fill in the blank, reblog] back about 10 years.
Aug 28th
According to Google Reader, YM averages 123.2 posts per week. For comparison: Gothamist 207.4,...
Aug 28th
Who ARE these people? Like, really, who the fuck are these people (other than Doree)? You know...
Aug 28th
Eric Lodwick is in that nude Sigur Ros video? Did we know this? Do we care? Who’s got the...
Aug 28th
She’s made of unicorns, obvs. She thinks she is going to be a librarian. Or was that Liberian?...
Aug 28th
I mean, funny, yes. But: shouldn’t it have been soupsoup (or did she fuck him already?). And:...
Aug 28th
latenightliz:
It’s been nearly five days since I’ve been online (read: on tumblr) and I feel like...
Aug 28th
FEK got bored. Started another tumblr.
Aug 28th
Can we get a read on this? Anybody?
Aug 28th
So what you’re saying is: Peter W. Knox is the next Nick Douglas?
Aug 28th
Is Doree cribbing ideas from YM now?? Uncredited Tumblrs, stand up and be heard!
Aug 27th
Apparently when you start dating someone without a sense of humor and exceedingly poor research...
Aug 27th
In case anybody needs training: How To Write A YM Tumbl.
First, take on a meaningless issue that...
Aug 27th
Fair. Just don’t mention seabass and shrimp kebabs or we’ll have some issues.
Aug 27th
Oh, it was the right analogy. Different weekend.
Aug 27th
Also, the correct analogy would have been a box of frozen Snickers.
Aug 27th
I’m just thrilled that my own personal linkthreadwhatever finally got a comment. Traffic, now...
Aug 27th
Hey, that Sioux City Olive Garden article that’s being passed around like a tub of ice cream...
Aug 27th
It’s time to check in with our favorite, traffic-catching linkblog, the F-Spot. Of all the...
Aug 27th
Of course Gladwell has two L’s in his first name. That smug son of a bitch. You know what the...
Aug 27th
This person followed, then unfollowed, YM in the span of about an hour. We salute him.
Aug 27th
You exerted so much energy spelling Doree’s name right that you left out a letter elsewhere in...
Aug 27th
You can’t piss in Yankee Stadium. You can’t catch a ball or hit a line drive, either....
Aug 27th
“Symposium, Bitch” is the new “Ritalin Readings.” Get hip. First lineup:
...
Aug 27th
So I guess I should have said symposium, bitch.
Aug 27th
Doree, we know you’re busy right now, so I’ll correct him for you: Boss, it’s...
Aug 27th
I’ve never watched Gossip Girls before (it’s true, I’m usually too busy delivering...
Aug 27th
Johnny Boy: whatever you do, don’t get near her - she’s got the internet’s...
Aug 27th
John Carney: The next Nick Douglas.
Aug 27th
Music: Ryan Adams wrote a book of poetry.
Fashion: Albert Hammond Jr. of The Strokes is designing...
Aug 27th
Becuase SOMEONE won’t let me publish their email - and yes, sometimes, we ask, and even give...
Aug 27th
You gonna hit this shit? How do I know you’re not 5-0?
Inspired by our current...
Aug 27th
Yeah, we talked about this Monday night. Boss, you see The Red Headed Girl again, tell her you know...
Aug 27th
Man, Firefox 3.0 auto-filled this when I started typing “youngmanhattanite” today, and...
Aug 27th
“Handassah”? You know our Jewish fact-checker’s on break, right?
Aug 27th
I think he’s on drugs again.
Aug 27th
Shtetl mentality: “Does it mean narrow-minded and insular or fatally blind to the danger of...
Aug 27th
Fuckin’ Yalies. We hate because we’re jealous - not that we didn’t go to an Ivy,...
Aug 27th
I guess that farmster trend is for real. YM is holding out for a bona fide American kibbutz...
Aug 27th
Nope - it’s clearly the crack addicts who mean...
Aug 27th
Doree, cleanse those doors of perceptions! Every thing will...
Aug 27th
maura:
Wow. She did it. Take it away, babes:
People who claim insidery status and work in “the...
Aug 27th
Regarding the Big Hammer:
*We hear.
Aug 27th
Can someone make the dashboard stop looking like ass? When you have have a hammer… (this is a...
Aug 27th
“Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits,” huh? Boss, I think we need to give her the...
Aug 27th
Maura, I want to read all of this, especially someone trying to talk shit on you, but DO NOT GET....
Aug 27th
YM is now in the business of fighting blood cancer. Business is picking up.
Aug 27th
I just finished watching the Quantum Leap episode where Sam inhabits the body of a chimp destined...
Aug 27th
Great, thanks a lot. That pic clinches the Fake Sex Diary comprised exclusively of masturbation...
Aug 27th
Same Flickr, different pictr. This one merits a screengrab,...
Aug 27th
Dude, the Traif Police would put you away for four years of consecutive Handassah volunteering for...
Aug 27th
I guess Moby didn’t come over for dinner.
Aug 27th
Rex’s Rare Acknowledgment of His Personal Life: Twhat?
Aug 26th
5:01. Did someone mention crocheted bikinis? Currently role-playing with myself by reading old...
Aug 26th
4:37 PM: Crocheted crotches.
Aug 26th
We hope you consider donating to non-profit theater. This comes from YM’s own 99…
Hi...
Aug 26th
The Horah needs to be reconsidered. May we begin with the Crip walk?
*The 1:01 mark is where this...
Aug 26th
OK, the comedown (is there another word?) is over! This is great news. Sure, like that last mile of...
Aug 26th
3:50 pm: Sad, sad stroking.
Aug 26th
I’m sad. I think this means she got bored with the cat and mouse. (Or alpaca and whatever...
Aug 26th
Hanukkah came early.
Aug 26th
3:34pm. Playing my favorite Dr. Seuss wank game, Blue Balls and Ham, to Love Puppy’s latest...
Aug 26th
3:10 pm. Scrolled through pics of tumblr followers looking for something to rub off to. Ended...
Aug 26th
Ghost likes pretty face and nice feet.
Aug 26th
2:17pm. Saw a gorgeous mannequin on 90th and Lexington. Got back to office and masturbated again.
Aug 26th
You have it wrong. No tengo “arte,” senor. Usted tiene cocaína? Ay, si, papi.
Aug 26th
Anyone wanna video-chat?
Aug 26th
Watch
The Education of Andrew Krucoff.
Gessen appears in the YouTube comments:
i dont think people...
Aug 26th
Don’t shoot the messengers, they’ve got muscle relaxers.
Aug 26th
Good God, you boys are chatty today. Like a flock of fucking seagulls.
Aug 26th
From: “Fake Sex Diaries”
Date: August 26, 2008 11:30:47 AM EDT
Subject: Krucoff...
Aug 26th
rodtownsend:
Oh, hi Caroline.
See YM?
Rod gets the ladies.
That’s because I sent her...
Aug 26th
Watch
The Tumblr Anthem??
Aug 26th
I can’t lie. DoreeQuest has been taking its toll on me. Last night I dreamed of guanacos....
Aug 26th
Dave of Mutilation: Pre-lager-spillage, conversation had devolved into the important, worldly issues...
Aug 26th
Rocky trips up the stairs: Moe pens a weird and wonderful ode to … something (honestly, all I...
Aug 26th
For the record, I owe 99 a pair of Varvatos Pantelones. Knowing Krucoff, those were Carharts....
Aug 26th
Tonight’s target was Krucoff - Mission: Accomplished. That makes two out of five. You think...
Aug 26th
Our newest follower: an 18-year old Vietnamese/Australian girl.
These jokes just write...
Aug 26th
YM Hillsblogging (Doree, we watch it too!):
It’s like whoo-hoo! i’m friends with...
Aug 26th
Okay, so she still isn’t following us. But this made our day…
doree:
...
Aug 25th
You expect me to actually watch those things? No thanks. Still, fair point and duly noted. Maybe if...
Aug 25th
Meghan, darling. Since you’re such a GEEK I would assume that you’d know that this...
Aug 25th
I feel like a shmata. Shafrir, can we get a read on the Yiddish/English spelling?
Aug 25th
My dealer just texted me that he has “re-upped.” How’s that for service?
Aug 25th
Actually, you know what? Turns out it’s a series of classes, and they’re all about...
Aug 25th
Did you know there’s an entire college course about YM? Jews Without Money. Bonus: the class...
Aug 25th
While we’re at it, I’ve always wanted to post this. So: there I go.
Aug 25th
Since he’s working for SkyLab this week, I’ll take the 99 beat: Your Daily Finest - dude...
Aug 25th
FYMTQ: Zach Linder
Aug 25th
First Jimmy Buffett and then Moby in Montauk! You should have been there, Rod! It was AWESOME.
Aug 25th
If you thought YM was just interested in trolling for [adverb] [adjective] 23 year old women with no...
Aug 25th
FYMTQ: Zach Linder
Meet Tumblr Zach Linder. Zach Linder writes a blog. It is called The Jew York Times. Zach Linder...
Aug 25th
Big news from To Hell With Incumbents Central here at YM: the New York Times has endorsed Daniel...
Aug 25th
She may not reblog us, but we have found our new copy editor!
Doree, we want to be in a...
Aug 25th
Rex is now touting Trace Crutchfield for his convention specials and he doesn’t even give YM...
Aug 25th
Casual Encounters: DNC Edition.
Aug 25th
Failed Experiments in Microblogging: Young Hamptonite - like The Beach (‘member that one?...
Aug 25th
Bloghaus, Party of 8: your table is ready sexy.
Oh, also, file under WHU?! -
Mr. Talbot, a...
Aug 25th
Legacies
are
stoopid.
- Virgil, via Twitter
Aug 25th
“Recreate 68” looking 86ed: “We have riots after Avalanche and Broncos...
Aug 25th
Listen
To start the week.
Aug 25th
Dear g-d please no.
Aug 25th
Fuck, Fek. We have like infinity more followers now, and what’s worse: they’re the kind...
Aug 25th
To Hell and Back Reliability
Aug 24th
Because I haven’t done enough bad writing this week.
Aug 24th
To Hell and Back Reliability
So: last Sunday, a Jew, a German, and an Italian walk into a shooting range. Actually, it was an...
Aug 24th
(I figured out what a bunch of area codes translate to. I am a dickfore.)
Aug 24th
FYMTQ contestant, fellow Fucking Jew, and Friend of YM Sara Zucker just returned from a week at Camp...
Aug 24th
I never understood The Boss’s impulses to shut this thing down - especially when I kinda got...
Aug 23rd
While the rest of the country was getting text messages about Obama and Biden, Katie Bakes sends me...
Aug 23rd
So by my count, he’s got a ho at Yale but not at Harvard or Princeton. Sounds about right.
Aug 22nd
The Area Codes Project
Because I’m tired, haven’t slept, don’t feel like being at work, and don’t...
Aug 22nd
rodtownsend:
youngmanhattanite:
Taking the 5:30 Jitney. Who’s with me?
A bunch of twats. And...
Aug 22nd
Anal glands! Doree, we love anal glands too!
Aug 22nd
7:07 LIRR. (expletives)
Aug 22nd
Cher To Hillary: We Want You, Babe!
Key: Cher=YM, Hillary=Doree
Aug 22nd
What I Ate for Breakfast: nothing.
What I Ate Two Minutes Ago: Double Sausage Egg Sandwich on...
Aug 22nd
If you’re thinking of splurging for The Hamptons Beaded Jewelry Set - and why wouldn’t...
Aug 22nd
Taking the 5:30 Jitney. Who’s with me?
Aug 22nd
4:18 PM. We care a lot.
Aug 22nd
Sorry, my ears are still ringing, and I was busy trying to find a nanny described as having...
Aug 22nd
No via to Gawker? Somewhere in the Hamptons, Rex is frowning. That curating shit is hard!
Aug 22nd
Yah? Well, I hope your kid is autistic and has a fucking peanut allergy.
Aug 22nd
Hey, Jason, time to update that post about ‘value created’, right? Riiight.
Aug 22nd
This Day in Jewish History
· 1614: Vincent Fettmilch of Frankfurt, a former pastry cook and leader...
Aug 22nd
You know what the market value on a Sanjaya is? $40 Grand. Come on, let’s all go in on one -...
Aug 22nd
11:02 AM. Doreegate, Day 2. Still, we wait. Shafrir: be like Whoopi.
Aug 22nd
DO YOU EAT FOOD? If you answered yes then you must listen to this short podcast with Marc Murphy,...
Aug 22nd
Watch
Or, if you’re still feeling it, the all-French version of Sunday Girl.
Aug 22nd
It’s strangely hypnotic. It also reminds me of Tarnation.
Aug 22nd
Watch
Aug 22nd
Olive branch: extended.
Aug 22nd
“Investment potential”? Heh.
Aug 22nd
Damn, the Baltimore po-po arrested Snoop yesterday for a couple of blunts.
Aug 22nd
Listen, all you Media Meshers and Meet-Uppets: the closest farm is in Westfield, Mass. You want that...
Aug 22nd
12:38 AM. Still, nothing. An alpaca is going on the sacrificial altar to the (big dicked*) God of...
Aug 22nd
We interrupt DoreeFest to make a brief return to TraceCrutchfieldFest because we love sharp-looking...
Aug 22nd
Doreehedoesn’tknowwhathe’stalkingaboutANDREWSHUTTHEFUCKUP!
Aug 21st
Today’s best Dodgeball: Dens C. just shouted out: “we got the call…CROWLEY FAMILY...
Aug 21st
I love niche marketing.
Aug 21st
I knew it! Al-Pacas are terrorists!
Doree, don’t follow us. Better that you stay very very...
Aug 21st
Not a joke: CNN just fanned the flames of an Obama-Ayers...
Aug 21st
Attention Tumblrs! This is servicey. Some of you could do worse (much worse, in fact) than signing...
Aug 21st
Funny, one of the questions that got discarded in the Keith Gessen Q&A (click on it, people - we...
Aug 21st
God, I shouldn’t have even said anything. This is getting pathetic. It’s like reading...
Aug 21st
You guys are going about it all wrong. Here, bookmark this.
Aug 21st
The Palais de la Porte Dorée is an exhibit hall located on the edge of the Bois de Vincennes at 293,...
Aug 21st
4:06 PM. This is the longest day of the rest of my life. UPDATE: Even better. We know what you mean.
Aug 21st
Whoa, just announced: Bill Clinton is coming to the Y! What’s he talking ‘bout?...
Aug 21st
Israeli Weapons: “The Shafrir 1 missile was a first...
Aug 21st
3:23 PM. Still: nothing. Follow us down, and we will repay you with Alpackaged Goods. Do it for the...
Aug 21st
He’s projecting that missing “r”, you know?
Aug 21st
2:35 PM. No Doree. Fek spelled her name wrong. This is all his fault. Bring him into the office....
Aug 21st
When visiting the Gawker Media offices, one must be sure to do two things: piss in the sink, and...
Aug 21st
Peter Feld, he of NO COMPANY, has another political item for Gawker hot on the heels of his...
Aug 21st
12:37 PM. Still, no Doree. We wait with baited breath.
Aug 21st
Ivy League-o-meter: Like Olympic fencing silver medalist Sada Jacobson, Daniel Squadron went to...
Aug 21st
Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer has endorsed Democratic candidate for the New York State...
Aug 21st
You know what else always looks like it’s smiling? Lester Holt.
Aug 21st
My loins, actually. I have tasted her cookies - no, not those cookies, you fuckin’ pervs - and...
Aug 21st
Wait, aren’t Beff and Griff the same person? I guess that’s convenient; proverbial two...
Aug 21st
You know what I like about alpacas? They always look like they’re smiling. Maybe they’re...
Aug 21st
Well, I didn’t get Doree to follow us (her baitability threshold is very high) but...
Aug 21st
Listen
Propagandhi - “This Might Be Satire”
Previously: “Middle Finger Response”
Aug 21st
Never badder than bad cause the brother is madder than mad
At the fact that’s corrupt as a...
Aug 21st
Damn Doree, clamp those ovariees. We’ve been on the Alpaca beat all summer!
Aug 21st
I now want her to follow us, too. I cannot resist the charm in alpacas making whoopie. You all know...
Aug 21st
Classic Blottered, July 2005: “Free speech is still dieting on knuckle-sandwiches in...
Aug 21st
Yeah, but where did Sada Jacobson go to college? Google THAT.
Aug 21st
Jewish Women in the Olympics on the Lilith Blog, though it kinda turns into something else. And...
Aug 21st
Aug 21st
Emily promotes a journal article about not reading the Internet, um, on the Internet. Ben-ha-mien....
Aug 21st
I think the line “satire, in a subtle obvious way” was satire itself but who can really...
Aug 20th
On days like this I like to remind everyone that I work for a non-profit and volunteer. Hmm, I...
Aug 20th
Peter, did you use company email to send this in?
Aug 20th
What the kid’s trying to say, is: don’t you have better shit to do?
Besides, when...
Aug 20th
From: FEK
Subject: Denton reduced to balkbaiting
To: tips@youngmanhattanite.com
Date: Wednesday,...
Aug 20th
So now Moe is being encouraged to blog drunk?
Aug 20th
Firecrotchgate continues with Round 2 of this, yet another piece of narrative brilliance, research,...
Aug 20th
Honey, do yourself a favor: get out while you still can. ...
Aug 20th
Hey, boss, remember when you were semi-seriously saying you were going to try and get Douglas to...
Aug 20th
Hey, the last time I got dildoed back home, it was at both the Three Card Poker and Hold ‘Em...
Aug 20th
Wait for it…
“I really, really despise Las Vegas. I hate the heat and the dust and the...
Aug 20th
Rule #1: Never let facts get in the way of an easy joke at Brian Van’s expense.
Rule #2:...
Aug 20th
About last night.
But you left out the part where you defended Mickey Kaus.
Aug 20th
Wow, my stock is rising. I just got spam from a private jet company (is this the Web 2.0 equivalent...
Aug 20th
pocketnovel:
Let that be a lesson to my future Tumblr conquests. Hell hath no fury like a Chaya...
Aug 20th
Somebody let her know: we could go all day. Don’t do...
Aug 20th
Because we’re Jews:
Not to be confused with Yogurt.
Aug 20th
My yoga brings all boys to the yard, and I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.
But, no,...
Aug 20th
People do yoga on a beach. Who the fuck knew?
Aug 20th
If my embarrassing fucking knowledge of the first season of The OC doesn’t bring Shafir in,...
Aug 20th
If we round up 3 more Times yoga articles, I think Doree HAS to follow us.
Aug 20th
One word: Yogalates. It’s Yoga for Transformers.
Aug 20th
Bring me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses: we’ll do yoga.
Aug 20th
Speaking of yoga teachers.
Aug 20th
Did you know?
Frog Adult frogs are carnivorous and will eat just about anything smaller than...
Aug 20th
Yesterday, Paolo Mastrangelo took video of Apollo Braun, the Lower East Side something-or-another,...
Aug 20th
Speak for yourself, white man. But enjoy the yoga teacher training classes. Because that’s...
Aug 20th
My boss has a coffee mug that says
FRESHLY BREWED DAILY
JOAN’S SPECIAL BLEND OF
WARMTH,...
Aug 20th
My Internet is broken. Someone please fix it.
Aug 20th
Oh, and last bit from last night: I won a poster, the same as FEK received, because I correctly...
Aug 20th
Leave it to Brian Van to make us Team Emily. Dude, honestly, shut the fuck up for once. Her piece...
Aug 20th
Everyone’s got that friend who is giving up their job in the city to work on a farm. (Good...
Aug 20th
Hey, we’re trying to get Doree to follow us, remember?
Aug 20th
A meme that bloggers really need to stop forthwith: the pointing out that the Times has written...
Aug 20th
Believe it or not, Hez has some serious punk cred. Those mams know vans from Vancouver to Victoria....
Aug 20th
Listen
(Please Please Please Follow Us, Doree)
Aug 20th
Speaking of poetry clubs, check out this Q&A with Poet Laureate Kay Ryan.
Aug 20th
More followers than ever. Gah. But you know who’s not following us? Doree!
Aug 19th
“I can see the satire angle. I’m not prepared to like it yet.”
Aug 19th
So what’ll it be? North or south? Clock’s ticking.
Aug 19th
Keith just went up and I’m setting up my second Makers. It’s 6:30.
Aug 19th
“Two women just sat down. With bowls of soup.”
Aug 19th
99 is livetexting (yes) the Gessen/Bock Bowery Vanilla Thrilla Showdown. The first one I get:...
Aug 19th
Ask 99 if getting there at 7:20ish is too late or if I should just go help Carney hammer nails.
Aug 19th
Scenes from a reading, 99 texts: “I’m dying here. A fat man just offered me...
Aug 19th
The YM Keith Gessen Q&A
Aug 19th
Here, in the background, is the fascinating Young Manhattanite Q&A with Keith Gessen. It’s...
Aug 19th
Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto.
Aug 19th
Klaus Kinski, Werner Herzog: look the fuck out.
Aug 19th
“John McCain graduated 894th in a class of 899 at the Naval Academy at Annapolis. His father...
Aug 19th
The YM Keith Gessen Q&A
Image originally created by Dana There’s an old saying in media about getting an interview:...
Aug 19th
Anyone in your family ever murder someone with a hay hook? For Maud Newton, that’s a yes.
Aug 19th
International aid as the new Zionism
Great story about a kindergarten in a Kampala slum started by Israeli volunteers and headed by a...
Aug 19th
Look, a picture of Trace Crutchfield and Ian Svenonius. Swoon, man crushes abound! They’re...
Aug 19th
Another This Recording gem. (Note: for those afraid of words, this one has lots of pictures too!)
Aug 19th
This is typically the kind of thing we’d present without comment, but sometimes, a life lesson...
Aug 19th
It’s official, Dealbreaker’s John Carney is highbrow and brilliant. Drinks tonight at...
Aug 19th
Only 5 milligrams, Moe? Weak.
Aug 19th
Young Manhattanite, are you trying to bait me?
SEND US NUDE PICTURES OF YOURSELF AND WE’LL...
Aug 19th
Through it all, blip.tv CEO Mike Hudack respects Nick Douglas. That’s quite a stand. I...
Aug 19th
Nick Douglas: a barrage of fucking and texting.
Somewhere Rex Sorgatz is smiling and thinking,...
Aug 19th
It’s almost 10 PM. Do you know where your Second Wave of bloggers - those who, rubbing their...
Aug 19th
Brace yourself for the wet look.
I’ll use any excuse to link to this song over and over.
Aug 18th
Does God Need Your Money? “In determining how much to give, do more than reflect on the need....
Aug 18th
After reading this ABC News report on a woman who founded an online microfund for autism...
Aug 18th
1. THE FUCKING DICKS.
2. I WANT TO TOSS YOUR SALAD.
3. BLAKELEY’S RAG DOLLS.
4. NICK DOUGLAS’S...
Aug 18th
Team Name: Or-not-gasm.
Aug 18th
I’m THE BLOODY LIBELS. Let’s do this, whatever “this” is.
Aug 18th
1. THE FUCKING DICKS.
2. I WANT TO TOSS YOUR SALAD.
3. BLAKELEY’S RAG DOLLS.
4. NICK...
Aug 18th
Anyway, I think my team name is going to be Blakeley’s Rag Dolls.
Aug 18th
I’m unclear on these rules. We’re not all a bunch of loser guys. What do I do? I...
Aug 18th
Oh fuck, this is gonna get us kicked off the Internet, right? But OK, my team: Nick Douglas’s...
Aug 18th
1. THE FUCKING DICKS.
2. I WANT TO TOSS YOUR SALAD.
We have four more slots left!
Aug 18th
Okay, rules: you only get to draft one Tumblina who isn’t a follower. The rest of them have to...
Aug 18th
Mine is I WANT TO TOSS YOUR SALAD.
Aug 18th
Fine then; you want to play like that, fine, we’ll deal.
Fantasy Tumblina Draft, Round 1....
Aug 18th
“Amy Grant is a cunt.” Can I say that on TV?
Aug 18th
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I don’t know what this whole Blood of the Lamb thing is, but it definitely does not sound...
Aug 18th
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Eli, can we get a read on this? Jerusalem, they say? So, kind of like Will It Blend, but better: Are...
Aug 18th
This isn’t going to shed us any losers followers, but we spend a lot of time harshing on the...
Aug 18th
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Huh huh. Holy of holies.
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Aug 18th
I hate to be redundant, but Jesus, fuck you (fuck me?) in the hand-holes: how did we get from 138 to...
Aug 18th
Help AK understand: “Skier Slang”.
Some of them have Tumblrelevance! Like ski bunny:...
Aug 18th
That’s what happens when you drop out of college, kids: your lack of care for the proper...
Aug 18th
From the What? Department: “I have a fantasy football draft tomorrow night that I can’t...
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Aug 18th
FRAMBIN: fr ‘a[m]-bIN (adj)
a state of being in which intellectual inferiority overrides...
Aug 18th
You know what this whole Frangry/Rambin nonsense reminds me of?
Aug 18th
Har har har. If only. Then we could have bar parties for my Dad at The Mag under the guise of...
Aug 18th
The Jewish Exponent takes a detailed look at Wayne Allyn Root, the Libertarian Party’s vice...
Aug 18th
I’ll have Frisée Aux Lardons, a glass of Pol Roger “Reserve Brut” and Nicholas...
Aug 18th