Nick Sylvester writes on his Riff Market blog: “Several people have asked me what I think about Hipster Runoff, specifically his post on Animal Collective.”
What follows is close to 5,000 words. I intend to read each and every one but don’t expect to understand much.
A REVIEW OF TILE BAR FOUND ON THE INTERNET WHICH I DECIDED TO REPOST HERE:
Woe is me…Woebetide me…
WHY don’t I have the [choose three]:
C.) midcentury modern furniture pieces
D.) contemporary art collection
E.) Richard Neutra-designed home
F.) medicine cabinet filled with premium hair products
that I quite clearly so richly deserve?
Watch where YOU’RE going you miserable (fill-in the blank)!
NO! I OWN the sidewalk, you lousy [mutter mutter mutter]!
[cartoon smoke cloud hanging over head]
Oh, here’s the Tile Bar! I’ll just stop in for a nice little Bass Ale that they have on draft.
[Reaches for bowl of snacks on bar that are always available here].
[chipmunk cheeks filled with snack mix]
The light kind of streams in here nicely through the door and big windows in the late afternoon, doesn’t it?
Meanwhile, outside on First Avenue, thousands of people walk by…
Watching Almost Famous last night, I was embarassed to admit that I once was moved by so cheap a trick as poignancy.
Talk about synergy:
Name’s Joe and i’m with the aforementioned New York City Rescue Mission. Big screen. No beer. Pizza tho supply limited. Possible/probable appearance by Sen Daniel Squadron. That’s good times! I’ll even intro
my kids to you. It’s that much of an ok semi-family atmosphere.
YM House Party in March. Most of you won’t be invited, but just in case, keep your schedule open for this…
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Make-up sex. Now they argue over who’ll play “Missile Lobber” and who’ll play “Bomb Shelter” HAHAHAHAHA, thank you, thank you. — Old Jew Telling A Joke
Do you know who loves Eli Valley almost as much as Katie Bakes does? Ward Harkavy of the Village Voice, that’s who.
You think you’re having one of those days? I’m only on Day 3 ex-KB’s KB and I don’t know if I can even make it though this weekend. What’s Super Bowl Sunday without a super bowl?
The good news: just booked a flight to Park City in a few weeks. How excited are all of you for the iPhone photo updates?
I try. Besides breaking the broken machine, I’m also pulling the charity line at work:
1. New York City Rescue Mission (Tribeca) - You can watch the Super Bowl and help out those less fortunate than you. No, we’re totally serious about this. We know you’re thinking about Rick’s. Think about somebody other than Rick, for once.