Young Manhattanite

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“Ragtime meets junkyard meets hootenanny.” Good...
Oct 31st
I’m pretty sure the idea behind this costume is the...
Oct 31st
eastofeden: I hope nobody else goes as NY Cares Coat Drive...
Oct 31st
dhk: lapuravidagallery: (via boxofcobras) The Week...
Oct 30th
Listen Listen
Groovie Ghoulies - “The Highwayman” Despite the band name, this is not a Halloween...
Oct 30th
fek: Dear Phillies, Philly Fans, and The Rest of...
Oct 30th

Hipster Jews: Still New

These Mad Libs was written almost three years ago. CNN’s joining the fray today.
Oct 30th
Listen Listen
The Jam - “Saturday’s Kids” Not a Halloween song. Sorry.
Oct 30th
Paolo is doing his part. (Pretty sure Katie buys the Sunday...
Oct 30th

True Story

I got a voice mail from a New York Post reporter today who wanted to talk to me because she’s doing...
Oct 29th
Warch Watch
rendit: unbornwhiskey: BLACK FLAG: “CAN’T DECIDE” (LIVE 1982) Chuck Biscuits, dead at 44. I...
Oct 29th
Bloggers with laptops photo: The Nation Covers J Street...
Oct 29th
Why Feminism Is a Model for Jewish Men Now...
Oct 29th
Shooting at North Hollywood synagogue...
Oct 29th
disgustingthingsihaveeaten: This is the internet not...
Oct 29th
One thing is sure: his first child, as an infant, if not humored, will not be for lack of effort...
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YM Presents: The Many Faces of Nick McGlynn. A series of...
Oct 29th
Warch Watch
Secret message to someones: check your email.
Oct 29th
Man Down, Obama
Oct 29th
ninety9: Go big or go home right? Cliff Lee, Master Sandwich Maker Who has the panino now,...
Oct 29th
Warch Watch
Her credits include teaching actress Ileana Douglas to skate for her role in the film To Die For
Oct 29th
Gore Vidal for Penis of the Year.
Oct 28th
The Atlantic: A Conversation With Gore Vidal
Oct 28th

Pleasantries, Exchanged

By the way, slob on my knob, fuckfaces. Yanks in six. Sorry, AJ.
Oct 28th
One of the better lines from last night: Drew Grant to Ryan Brown, “You look like a pilates...
Oct 28th
caro: I went to the Tumblr film festival and all I got was...
Oct 28th

Since they last won a World Series (last...

fek: And in a week, you can start that counter all over again. Yankees 4Eva, assholes. If...
Oct 28th
So I become, once more, the kind of person I...
Oct 27th
ninety9: Too Molestery? Did he touch you? Where? SHOW ME ON THE DOLL (points to heart)
Oct 27th
fek: (1) I can honestly claim not to get it, which is a rare stance for me to take. Am I that...
Oct 27th
6h057: I call this one Foster Narcissus. It’s deeper...
Oct 27th
6h057: Foster in the mirror. (by request) ...
Oct 27th
brianvan: biteofpythias: peterwknox: ...
Oct 27th
Culturebot: NOTE ABOUT THE ABOVE IMAGE FOR PEOPLE WHO MIGHT...
Oct 27th
Your honor, in my defense, it was a European cigarette. Big Teh-bacco?
Oct 27th
hifiny: Man, 57th street sucks these days. What the hell happened? It’s like 14th street walked 43...
Oct 27th
In case Krucoff tries to deny this, the prosecution would...
Oct 27th
Just got back from lunch with an MTV exec and in a scene that was eerily Larrydavidian, I insisted...
Oct 27th
fek: Welcome to Facebook, Dad. Is this what you see when...
Oct 27th
New York Cares : Winter Wishes
Oct 27th
And by “now” I mean it just ended. The Internet moves fast, people.
Oct 27th
Robert Wexler’s pretty damn impassioned now that he’s leaving Congress. Check him out...
Oct 27th

THE FUCKING YANKEES YOU GUYS, OMG! YOU...

Oct 27th
Warch Watch
Krucoff’s at lunch being principled or some bullshit. THIS IS A SONG ABOUT SUSAN.
Oct 27th
So that’s what’s shaking at the J Street...
Oct 27th
For James Del. Better luck next time.
Oct 27th
Listen Listen
Susan Sarandon - “Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me”
Oct 27th
Gawker Gets Scammed
Oct 27th
What’s up, Scream Awards?
Oct 27th
The trifecta.
Oct 27th
This is such total #balkbait.
Oct 27th
Listen Listen
Slow Jets - “Slipping Out From Snares” This is too good to have come out of Baltimore.
Oct 27th
katiebakes: billydalto: From the Smithsonian Institute...
Oct 27th
I SWORE I wouldn't post this....
Oct 27th
ninety9: Also, waiting for Foster’s wearied, more-experienced-than-thou defense of Gawker ducking...
Oct 27th
cajunboy: david: The guy next to me on this flight is REALLY fat. Nice guy though. I wonder...
Oct 27th
david: The guy next to me on this flight is REALLY fat. Nice guy though. There was not enough...
Oct 26th

WE ARE ALL SELL-OUTS. YES, EVEN YOU.

Oct 26th
Destination is a TRAVEL JUNKET THEME BAR.
Oct 26th
With a penis.
Oct 26th
Hillary needs to “man up” too.
Oct 26th
Krucoff, I saw you smoke a nail in front of Destination four weeks ago, and I even tried to stop...
Oct 26th

One of my best friends and I discussed...

nerdshares: youngmanhattanite: nerdshares: He thinks, typically, that success will...
Oct 26th
I’ve gotten the feeling that picketing was a job in and of...
Oct 26th

JOKES

Also see: Shots Fired?
Oct 26th

One of my best friends and I discussed...

nerdshares: He thinks, typically, that success will lik STFU.
Oct 26th
Did someone say Yelp is for retards? What happened to power to the people?
Oct 26th
Can we get Mike Albo to cover the next YM Shabbos Dinner?
Oct 26th

Jay-Z Approves This Message.

Oct 26th

Well, at least the Yankees are in the...

Oct 26th
Krucoff, look at YOUR shirt. It’s dirty. In more ways than one. What I’m saying is...
Oct 26th
fek: Give me a break. Freelancers have to take junkets. They get jobs using junkets....
Oct 26th
for you, we charge. for mike albo, it’s free.
Oct 26th
Best back channel email I’ve received in a long time. Subject only: “suuuuuuuck my...
Oct 26th
Fair enough.
Oct 26th
Thrillist Junket Fallout: Times Freelancer...
Oct 26th
Randy, did you know photos with quotes are really big on...
Oct 26th
Warch Watch
rins: Zuki freaking out on TODAY. I think I saw Zuki’s pride in that x-ray photo.
Oct 26th
perpetua: “Well, the band hasn’t broken up. It’s one of those weird things where we never could...
Oct 26th
frangry: (via bigfun) Hey everybody, ever notice how...
Oct 26th
Tag, you’re shit.
Oct 26th
Recommended: a nice ride in the country. What you need: a...
Oct 25th
Meatcheese Sunday. It’s the perfect snack.
Oct 25th
Can’t wait for the Human Rights Council and our own Nobel Prize Winner to raise a ruckus about...
Oct 24th
nycthe: +1 for my eagle eye trend spotng. Yesterday: http://bit.ly/8qFam. Today Gawker’s Foster...
Oct 24th
Update: Big thanks to Kara, Michael, Stephanie, Chris, Katie and my mom.
Oct 23rd
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say “Bored...
Oct 23rd
andrearosen: We’re talking about our favorite childhood...
Oct 23rd
My last call for help with the YM Donors Choose Challenge yielded exactly $1. From Ryan Brown. Bless...
Oct 23rd
Warch Watch
Good morning
Oct 23rd
6h057: Just remember to dress appropriately when you run...
Oct 23rd
Listen Listen
nycthe: Cash Money’s Birdman shouts out YM. What kind of street cred does your fucking tumblr...
Oct 22nd
Previously Unreleased Kurt Vonnegut Audio:...
Oct 22nd
"Prostitution, for fun and profit." - Sady...
Oct 22nd
When the revolution comes, friends, be ready. Update:...
Oct 22nd
Related: this week, in the New York Times, David Rodhe...
Oct 22nd
Honestly, how is this an actual article?
Oct 22nd
(via michaelorell) Related: Blog Anniversaries. Also...
Oct 22nd
Are vaccines ‘fucking bullshit’?
Oct 22nd
Bro. BRO. Bro. You hear what I’m saying?
Oct 22nd
ninety9: youngmanhattanite: Why can’t any of you be happy for the Yankees? Why would anyone...
Oct 22nd
Keep moving on.
Oct 22nd
On.
Oct 22nd
Why can’t any of you be happy for the Yankees?
Oct 22nd

CRUSH IT

File Under: “Things Ryan Brown Would Like To See You Do.”
Oct 22nd
Oct 22nd
And if you are on the internet, and you think you are correct about a situation in which you agree...
Oct 22nd
If you are young, and you find yourself upset about something, it would be in your best interest to...
Oct 22nd
If you are old, and you find yourself upset today, it would probably be in your best interest to be...
Oct 22nd
All right folks. Let's just roll around in...
Oct 22nd
fromthecomments: Women haters.
Oct 22nd

got 2 get my mind right.

tylercoates: i just wrote about two hundred words about feeling sad. Then I deleted them because...
Oct 21st
I do love these. Another fresh comment for Nic’s old fixie post: It doesn’t sound like a...
Oct 21st
This list > this list.
Oct 21st
The last time Matt Harvey wrote about heroin for the NYPress, he ended up with a new girlfriend. Now...
Oct 21st
GOSSIP COP: HEIDI NO SEEK MONEY FOR BIRTHDAY...
Oct 21st
Okay, I didn't want to have to do this, but...
Oct 21st
Listen Listen
The Vindictives - “This Is My Face” [source]
Oct 21st
Time to get this Donors Choose Challenge in gear. The YM Giving Page needs help. Some extra...
Oct 21st
Listen Listen
raptoravatar: Archers of Loaf- Wrong The thing that strikes me about this is how well played it...
Oct 20th
tawny: My high school chemistry teacher owns. Apparently...
Oct 20th
Dear You Liner notes by Blake Schwarzenbach
Oct 20th
Warch Watch
hortenseg: Sebadoh- “Willing To Wait” I never knew there was a video for this song! I...
Oct 20th
chloelikedolivia: 92y: Recommended: NPR contributor...
Oct 20th
Listen Listen
Guided By Voices - “Quality of Armor” As far as re-created Beatles harmonies go, it...
Oct 20th
Once again, FOYM Eddy Portnoy shatters the myth of the...
Oct 20th

The Nightman Cometh

chrismohney: or rather, the nightblogger. Looking for someone to do a small amount of overnight...
Oct 20th
I’m just about to head up to Veloce Pizzeria, stopping on the way here to contemplate...
Oct 20th
rachellehruska: Brian Van is whining about capitalism again. Apparently he thinks there is such a...
Oct 20th
If you don’t like this, Eli will be very upset.
Oct 20th
Here’s my contribution to Smith Magazine’s...
Oct 20th
Advice: Do Worry, Be Angry
Oct 20th
michaelorell: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING FOR HALLOWEEN!!!??? HOPE IT’S A CULTURAL REFERENCE THAT...
Oct 20th
This is a must read for people who love the...
Oct 20th
andrearosen: disgustingthingsihaveeaten: The final link...
Oct 20th

Why the Internet's Good for Your Mom

hifiny: So it looks like doing basic web searches helps make 55-to-78-year-olds smarter. Plus,...
Oct 20th
“Thanks to Suroosh Alvi and Shane Smith for starting this...”
— From The Acknowledgements in...
Oct 20th
92y: Best Reason to Deal With Tribecans: 92YTribeca 200...
Oct 20th
WHY STREET CARNAGE CURRENTLY SUCKS
Oct 20th
andrearosen: Just hanging with Jelvis (Jewish Elvis) and a...
Oct 20th
hifiny: Beer in a bag! Only in Nicaragua. Fast forward to...
Oct 20th
ninety9: Time for Slate to turn in their ‘Make fun of Dan...
Oct 19th

On The Job Of "Night Editor"

michaelorell: fek: Some of you, if you’re into that kind of thing, may have noticed an...
Oct 19th

Eugenics: Underrated?

skybarn: That’s the next “think piece” I expect to read in the New York Times or The Awl or some...
Oct 19th
YOU MIGHT BE A JEW… if you get contextual ads like...
Oct 19th
Oh, this is just classic. The head coach of the Maccabi Tel Aviv basketball team refused to leave...
Oct 19th
Wasn’t invited, Andrew.
Oct 19th
andrearosen: disgustingthingsihaveeaten: Unless you are...
Oct 19th
Warch Watch
Who will be this generation’s Kathleen Hanna vs. Evan Dando?
Oct 19th
“All the problems of the world are caused by people who go to the 92nd Street Y and listen to...
Oct 19th
Brian Van for Gawker Night Editor. Think about it.
Oct 19th

Neo-Neo Con Tuesday

magicmolly: n+1 in conversation with Reihan Salam and the NY Times’s Ross Douthat The New...
Oct 19th
Warch Watch
The Greatest Generation.
Oct 18th
92Y Street Festival. Rain or shine. It’s the former.
Oct 18th
The NYT’s piece by David Rohde: tony or tacky?
Oct 18th
Dude, that pie is cursed At least I’ll drop a few pounds, right?
Oct 17th
Start counting, Boss. It’s only been two hours. As for...
Oct 17th

The New, New, *New* Journalism*

ninety9: Cost of paying some mope for his ‘exclusive’: probably $20,000. Cost to pay Foster to...
Oct 17th
It’s funny when Joe calls out someone for being oh-so contrarian. Then again, who are we to...
Oct 17th
Thing I learned about the hard way: overdraft fees.
Oct 16th
Thing women seem to like that I don’t quite understand and probably couldn’t pull off...
Oct 16th
Thing you can’t take with you: it.
Oct 16th
Thing I do when waiting for code to compile: this.
Oct 16th
Thing my kids have taught me: whoever is bigger, wins.
Oct 16th
Thing I’m looking forward to tonight: my 4th beer.
Oct 16th
Thing that would make Gawker better: complicated Flash intro page.
Oct 16th
Thing that I was wrong about in the 60s: thumbsucking.
Oct 16th
Thing that I was wrong about in the 70s: nuclear power.
Oct 16th
Thing that I should have joined in college: college.
Oct 16th
Thing that I should have joined in high school: Computer Club.
Oct 16th
What’s Balloon Boy been up to today?
Oct 16th
Thing that I was wrong about in the 90s: Pearl Jam.
Oct 16th
caro: gorillavsbear: a new duo — as in, they’ve been a...
Oct 16th
Thing that I couldn’t be any less interested in: 8-bit recreations of songs.
Oct 16th
Warch Watch
6h057: 92y: Excerpts from “The Daily Beast: The Year in Politics” with Tina Brown, Christopher...
Oct 16th
Listen Listen
I wish our love could go the way of all flesh. But it’s not right, and it’s not nice...
Oct 16th
disgustingthingsihaveeaten: THE FIRST ANNUAL REPORT OF...
Oct 16th

n+1, Mark Greif, And Ignorance

johncarney: In that n+1 essay that everyone has been talking about, Mark Greif weaves in a very...
Oct 16th
This is what’s called editorial integrity.
Oct 16th

My Sandwich-Making Fees

ninety9: youngmanhattanite: spiers: maura: spiers: If I actually charged people for...
Oct 16th

My Sandwich-Making Fees

spiers: maura: spiers: If I actually charged people for that stuff, I’m not sure I could...
Oct 16th

My Sandwich-Making Fees

ninety9: youngmanhattanite: spiers: ninety9: maura: Joe Dolce is now a “social media...
Oct 16th

My Sandwich-Making Fees

spiers: ninety9: maura: Joe Dolce is now a “social media consultant”??? OK, I seriously need to...
Oct 16th
I’m having trouble adjusting to a post-Balloon Boy world.
Oct 15th
[Insert Photo of Brian Van in a Balloon That Says “Hire Me for Gawker Night Editor”]
Oct 15th
6h057: youngmanhattanite: Is the father in jail yet? AK governor 2010 As obnoxious as the...
Oct 15th
Is the father in jail yet?
Oct 15th

Brian Van for Gawker Night Editor

This makes sense. Please reblog your support.
Oct 15th
BREAKING: Balloon Boy found in attic with a backward “B” carved into his forehead.
Oct 15th

YOU MAY COMMENCE YOUR JOKES!

(via skybarn) We knew this all along. And Krucoff, if you ever question our joke-making again, we...
Oct 15th

What You Haven't Read About The...

This. Written by her. Who he used to work with.
Oct 15th

I'm just going to say fuck off to all...

(via skybarn) Double what this guy said.
Oct 15th
We won’t spell out jokes for you because most of them are meant to go over your head. In this...
Oct 15th
Merch
Oct 15th

Let's Play A Game.

Extra points for nominated ladyparts who could potentially end up on the site full time. Ready, set,...
Oct 15th
Oh Yeah, I'm Now An Associate Editor At...
Oct 15th
To all of you who “Liked” the previous image: for shame!
Oct 15th
Oct 15th
There’s “genius,” and then there’s...
Oct 15th
Apparently this is the boy’s father, according to a Slate tweet. And maybe the boy himself at...
Oct 15th
Costume idea…
Oct 15th

Is Google Wave vs. Gawker Forums our...

Oct 15th
“Bank Earnings Reveal Shifting Landscape of Wall Street” More like, bank earnings...
Oct 15th
Warch Watch
92y: Malcolm Gladwell: “Great runners are people who run up steep hills backwards.” [92Y...
Oct 15th
michaelorell: ryanbrown: lets make this happen. Speaking...
Oct 15th
That's where I got the term, even though I...
Oct 15th
fimoculous: It’s so weird to find people talking about you online… especially if they are Tao...
Oct 15th
It would seem electric honey is trying to get our attention. No other reason to like anything we...
Oct 15th
Watching The City is the most nerve-wracking experience ever, more so than Event Horizon.
Oct 15th
Late, but the back channel just made me realize: Go as MY FUCKING BLOG.
Oct 14th
(un)interesting fact — even as your dumblarity rises, your neighbors don’t get any more...
Oct 14th
Shit, I just realized it should have been “Geaux as Cajun Boy…” COMEDY WRITING...
Oct 14th
Go as someone who can help me come up with a Ryan Brown costume. Oh, wait, go as a Like icon.
Oct 14th
In case you need help with this costume, wear this on your head.
Oct 14th
Okay, this is a little complicated. Go as Rachelle Hruska: have four people make your costume for...
Oct 14th
disgustingthingsihaveeaten: Costume Idea: Go as Stevie...
Oct 14th
Go as a nun, then take pictures of yourself around black...
Oct 14th
Go as Cajun Boy: tell everyone that you can’t believe that this got 150 reblogs and likes.*...
Oct 14th

oh, but I could sit here liking...

jaimeleigh: Good day! Go as her.
Oct 14th
Go as Tracy Morgan’s Twitter: say the weirdest thing you can think of and lift up your shirt.*...
Oct 14th
Hey, do you guys think that Nate would loan me the Free Bouncy Ride costume!?
Oct 14th
Go as mean-spiritedness. Dress as someone who doesn’t get the joke.
Oct 14th
Go as the natural conclusion: PRETTY PLEASE.
Oct 14th
Go as 2008: stop following YM because they are shitting all over your dashboard.
Oct 14th
Costume Idea: Pirate. Go to a store and buy a pirate costume. Pretty much.
Oct 14th
Just go.
Oct 14th
Go as a self-referential joke: go as a self-referential joke.
Oct 14th
Go as the Prodigal Son: post 100 times in a hour so you can say you are part of the team even though...
Oct 14th
Go as an 80 point bump in your Tumblarity: shamelessly attract attention by name-checking everyone...
Oct 14th
Go as your personal blog.
Oct 14th
Go as a professional: properly credit me for this idea.
Oct 14th
GO AZ UR WURHURSE.
Oct 14th
Go as a penis. Dress as you normally would.
Oct 14th
Goh az Andraw Belonskee.
Oct 14th
Go as Michael Orell’s hair circa August ‘09.
Oct 14th
Go as a DO NOT FORGET list.
Oct 14th
Halloween is on a weekend this year. Go as Bakes: be out of town.
Oct 14th
Go as Dens: dress up as a costume someone bought from you last year.
Oct 14th
Go as Krucoff: whatever someone says to you, dig up a blog post from 2003 nominally-related to the...
Oct 14th
Game-changer: go trick-or-treating on Christmas.
Oct 14th
Go as Carles as Tao Lin as Carles. Bro.
Oct 14th
Costume Idea: Nikke Finke. Shit your pants.
Oct 14th
Go as Dan Abrams.
Oct 14th
Costume Idea: Profundity. Wrap yourself around Nick Denton’s head.
Oct 14th
Go as @couple: make out in front of Balk and AJ until they cringe.
Oct 14th
Costume idea: go as Sac. Just stand outside the window of whatever party you’re at looking in.
Oct 14th
Go as Insider Baseball: requires 35 people dressed normally. When anyone asks a group member who...
Oct 14th
Costume Idea: KB’s Mediaite Column. (I promise not to look at you.)
Oct 14th
Costume idea: an animated gif
Oct 14th
Go as Foster: tell everyone you meet YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS COSTUME FOR 652 STRAIGHT DAYS.
Oct 14th
Costume Idea: Typos.
Oct 14th
Costume idea: The health care debate.
Oct 14th
Go as a bad costume idea: pint out the YM Tumblr, safety pin it to your shirt.
Oct 14th
Costume idea: Your mother giving birth to you.
Oct 14th
Costume idea: Someone of a different ethnicity that your own.
Oct 14th
Costume idea: The lack of good Mexican food in NYC.
Oct 14th
Go as 99: just tell everyone who is nice to you why you think they are bad at their job.
Oct 14th
Group Halloween costume idea: All the people who died in 2009.
Oct 14th
Joke Blog Joke idea: “Too Soon”
Oct 14th
Halloween Costume Idea: Bruce Wasserstein.
Oct 14th
I’m dressing up as a blogger from 2004. The unbridled optimism will make the drinking that...
Oct 14th
Here’s a handy map for you to check when you’re worried that I’m in a power...
Oct 14th
Halloween Costume Idea: The Awl vs. n+1. (Duct tape Bibles to your back.)
Oct 14th
Obama’s birth certificate: just stay home.
Oct 14th
Let’s make plans to start a meme.
Oct 14th
KB as Elizabeth Smart and NVC as Jaycee. But don’t walk home alone.
Oct 14th
Halloween Costume Idea: Roman Polanski Juggalo
Oct 14th
Halloween Costume Idea: Sandwich Meme. (Spiky hair, glasses and shiny shoes.)
Oct 14th
katiebakes: “(BTW, that’s one hell of a potential Hallmark card. “Sorry you were… well, all...
Oct 14th
ANYONE UP FOR AN AFTERNOON ‘PROFESSIONAL’ SANDWICH FEST? I HEARD ERICA WANG BOUGHT THE...
Oct 14th
Do you all remember old school blogger Cinetrix Pullquote? (No, you don’t.) Moreover, with...
Oct 14th
Jim Martin responds to Sarah Silverman's...
Oct 14th
Warch Watch
6h057: 92y: 92Y is not in the habit of banning anyone, even relocated late night talk show...
Oct 14th
(via michaelorell) Are we supposed to guess what...
Oct 14th
Slower, if he was alive in the 50s and a female.
Oct 14th
allthecoolkids: I’d have to say I prefer the more realistic...
Oct 14th

new vocab, courtesy of birthday card...

designage: geniophobia: fear of chins coulrophobia: fear of clowns helminthophobia: fear of...
Oct 14th
I’m live-blogging the small tremor we just had here in the East Bay Area. There, it’s...
Oct 14th
spiers: I’m sort of enjoying it, but I’m surprised this is still going. For what it’s worth, I...
Oct 14th
I think I just pulled my Higgs boson. Sucks getting old.
Oct 14th
ninety9: spiers: I’m sort of enjoying it, but I’m surprised this is still going. For what...
Oct 14th
Warch Watch
Foster’s imposter got game.
Oct 14th
Feeling unctuous today. Sort of insincerely suave or fervid. Yes. Of the nature or quality of an...
Oct 13th
Bitch-slappin’ the Ambassador. I like.
Oct 13th
Otterville, Missouri
Oct 13th
ninety9: youngmanhattanite: What’s boring about this is the fact that everyone automatically...
Oct 13th
I don’t think anyone has said there is “no” merit to Keith’s points, just...
Oct 13th