Young Manhattanite

2009

2008

Warch Watch
OMFG Danny Gans is dead! Truthfully, I never saw Gans in Vegas. I’ve seen every Vegas...
May 1st
Totally transparent I-Want-A-Book-Deal blogs, but one we can get behind. Personally, I like this,...
May 1st
Has Molly written about this yet? I’m behind in my reading.
May 1st
Can I chime in with the best part of last night? In conversation with Rex (which, fuck, Nic,...
May 1st
ninety9: Last night is going to put a lot of pressure on Banks’ birthday; someone is going have to...
May 1st
ninety9: rins: youngmanhattanite: Best part of last night: Rex flitting about and saying,...
May 1st
Actually, actually, the best part of the night was when I fell in love with a doner kebab plate at...
May 1st
Actually, best part of the night was when someone’s ladyfriend said (about the assembled...
May 1st
Best part of last night: Rex flitting about and saying, “All I want to do is talk about the...
May 1st

Clues.

alexbalk: ninety9: Secret note to @everyone: I’m in the kitchen, making out with @girlfriend,...
May 1st
From New York mag’s 21 Questions with David Wain: Who’s your favorite New Yorker,...
May 1st
JTA’s 100 Most Influential Jewish Twitterers
May 1st
Say what you want but we’re going to geek out and...
May 1st
nycthe: From the Print vs Blog panel RT @92YTribeca: “From what I understand from talking to...
May 1st
Warch Watch
c/o New Voices. See you Sunday.
May 1st
Such a snake.
May 1st
Such a dog.
May 1st
FOYM (and CO one member of YM) Michael Weiss: “The Jewish subtheme of comic books is of...
May 1st
Such a fox.
May 1st
rins: Krucki picked up a few traits from his nemesis. ...
May 1st
Congrats to Marshall on winning best doc for Racing Dreams. It was a great movie.
May 1st
AJ: it’s what’s for breakfast.
May 1st

This Looks Thingy

Let’s see, Post link here, followed by a Daily News, and then Daily News again for good...
May 1st
Farmers claim to be stewards of the...
May 1st

beff is back

beff: so. can i start by saying that taking the stage is one of the best shows on television? it...
May 1st

How Did I Wind Up Playing The Role Of...

johncarney: I just realized that this VF Emily Gould-Keith Gessen thing characterizes me as “n+1...
Apr 30th
From the mailbag: Dear Andrew, Mayor Bloomberg wants you to know how much he appreciates your time...
Apr 30th
rins: fimoculous: 4square Turf Wars Bitch, get off my...
Apr 30th

And that was my impression of the people...

rachellehruska: Just got this email from Foster Kamer. I have a feeling that a lot of friends...
Apr 30th
Katie Deedy featured in NY Times story
Apr 30th
Try not to over think it. We realize you shit...
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
pre-durst: Poe: “Angry Johnny” I hadn’t thought about this song in so long, and then somebody...
Apr 30th
Guys, good news: your taxpayer dollars have paid for me to get a second computer monitor installed...
Apr 30th
There was once a time when people thought that things like this were from people they knew, but then...
Apr 30th
Anyone else check out Nashville week on This Recording? Right.
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
GHHMCYSPNMTVVT*. Katie was in 4th Grade, I was in 3rd. Deal with it. *Gratuitous I Haven’t...
Apr 30th
fimoculous: Fuck. I just fell for that FBstarter thing. So who’d I spam? We wouldn’t put it...
Apr 30th
Blog Posts I Won’t Bother Pitching Chris On Because I Know He’ll Say No: “How To...
Apr 30th

Great Journalism Stories

negevrockcity: First, a bit of background: Gideon Levy is one of Israel’s most well known...
Apr 30th
dumbmanhattanite: nickmcglynn: Sipping NYC tap with...
Apr 30th
Meanwhile, print vs blog tonight! Village Voice Publisher Michael Cohen, Voice editor-in-chief Tony...
Apr 30th
I’ve been meaning to ask this for awhile, are we on the 2nd or 3rd wave of electroclash now?...
Apr 30th
I'm sorry, this just bored me to tears
Apr 30th
GessenGouldGate gets the Vanity Fair treatment. We look forward to hearing your opinion on the...
Apr 30th
As spoken by FOYM, The SOM Empire: Jon deserves a break. ...
Apr 30th
Today I had pineapple slices for lunch. There was a slight breeze coming off the veranda and the...
Apr 29th
Happy Propaganda Day, Israel!
Apr 29th
“Later, get seduced and betrayed by New Yorker writer Janet Malcolm as she discusses her new...
Apr 29th
For Katie: this makes me sad.
Apr 29th
The King of Kong
Apr 29th
Had a dream last night that I was finishing a semester at Yale and I was failing everything. A...
Apr 29th
Tumblr Late Nite is like watching Taxicab Confessions of the blogeratti.
Apr 29th
May we recommend for FOITR Joe Budden some, uh, Chantix? Related.
Apr 29th
Warch Watch
Ah, yes, you’re listening to the sweet sounds of YM Late Nite. This ditty goes out to all the...
Apr 29th
If someone asks you who your favorite actor is, and you say Tom Hanks, how do they react?
Apr 29th
The Awl is good. But how will they grow their audience?
Apr 29th
Oh, har har.
Apr 29th
Has anyone done the lucha libre surgical mask thing yet? Right.
Apr 28th
(via katiebakes) Penny Pinche’n?
Apr 28th
Teen hiker lost for 3 nights in NH is found...
Apr 28th
One can only speculate as to how jealous David Remnick must be of Keith Gessen these days.
Apr 28th
If this isn’t the best writing of it’s kind you’ve read in the last seven days,...
Apr 28th
You will link to this and refer to one or more people...
Apr 28th

The Dream of Zion

Israel: Paradise for Jewish Women on Boats, Paradise for Jewish Men on Seesaws.
Apr 28th
YM is a philanthropy blog, right? Welp, here ya go! Apparently, Ashton Kutcher ‘did this all’ in...
Apr 28th
Ian Svenonius interviews Stephen Malkmus!
Apr 28th
So…who’s going on the AIDS walk?
Apr 28th
Speaking of which, I tried to educate the readers of a certain website about Salinger-backpocketing...
Apr 28th
Warch Watch
maxsilvestri: I am starting to get sick so have been distracting myself today with this very...
Apr 28th
Hey, Jewish Federation? Maybe an article about Madoff...
Apr 28th
Did you hear Bea Arthur got kidnapped by Somali pirates after getting the swine flu from the...
Apr 27th
Ferdinand Pecora, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you
Apr 27th
Talk about the call coming from inside the house, I learned that Emily Gould will be on a girl talk...
Apr 27th
spiers: Guess they’re not dead? Oh, they’re dead...
Apr 27th
Alana Newhouse! JJ Goldberg! Phillip Weiss! Dan Sieradski! Eli Valley! (Yes, that one.) Just some of...
Apr 27th
The Awl goes with a straight white male to do their sports column. WHAT’S SO HIGH BROW ABOUT...
Apr 27th
Katie and BV will “like” this one.
Apr 27th
This is all David Simon and The Wire’s fault. I’d make a joke about them moving Internal...
Apr 27th
We’re giving this one a second run even though you...
Apr 27th
“Kanye West hasn’t really done anything worthwhile—except maybe musically, I...
Apr 27th
It’s benefit/gala season, plan accordingly. The Brighter Futures Society presents: ROYALE....
Apr 27th
Entitlement Reform: Christopher Buckley
Apr 27th
Things the Spam Filter Missed Dept.: “Marking Israel’s 61st Independence Day -...
Apr 27th
madeupmemories: I make myself laugh. This is actually...
Apr 27th
Have you ever checked in on Foursquare but hid your whereabouts? You might be an asshole trying to...
Apr 27th
Have you ever checked in on Foursquare but hid your whereabouts? You might be an asshole.
Apr 27th
spiers: youngmanhattanite: Relax, people. We still, and will always, have John Carney. Which you...
Apr 27th
Relax, people. We still, and will always, have John Carney.
Apr 27th

I for one am sad about this.

peterfeld: Portfolio’s Jeff Bercovici mnookins the obituary, minus references to sex in 1969....
Apr 27th

West Bank Settler Logic

negevrockcity: According to an ultra-right wing settler columnist at Yedioth, the creation of a...
Apr 27th
You wish Obama was a secret Socialist. Sadly, he is not. Barack Obama has squandered his presidency....
Apr 27th
We look forward to reading the obituaries on the timely demise of Portfolio. Our (ie my) view: it...
Apr 27th
rins: Krucoff warms up so that he won’t tear a...
Apr 27th
portfolio dead, reports the Awl.
Apr 27th
Nicely done, Max Silvestri, nicely done.
Apr 27th
This is New York, too.
Apr 27th
This is New York.
Apr 27th
KEITH GESSEN, who was arrested in Sochi today, was released two hours later. Gessen’s friend...
Apr 27th
Found this dream journal while searching for Foursquare press/blog mentions. Good to know it’s...
Apr 27th
What were you doing while Keith Gessen was working a story...
Apr 26th
The great WASP cash-in continues.
Apr 26th
As I handed her a pair that were tucked inside one of the...
Apr 25th
Cool find. But Stuart the Turtle would like to point out that by “The path once connected...
Apr 25th
Sylvia’s. I guess you could say I treated myself....
Apr 25th
Someone was fixing up a garden in Harlem. While you were blogging — about it.
Apr 25th
Can’t lie. Feels pretty good.
Apr 25th
Hands On New York Day in Harlem. Wish you were here
Apr 25th
Reggie on Fallon last night.
Apr 25th
News Flash: Ladies, no matter how much you think you relate to her, you are not like Liz Lemon. Not...
Apr 25th

Hey, Oh, This Fek Is On Fire

- “I’m sorry, are you a journalist or something?…Honey, you need to stop writing...
Apr 24th

For Members Only: Glimpsing A Manhattan...

From American Heritage Magazine December 1954: In 1936 in New York City there occured the 100th...
Apr 24th
One gets the feeling that Chris Lehmann has been working for...
Apr 24th
The Taliban makes further inroads in Jerusalem.
Apr 24th

I Want To Upoc You

With all the talk about OMGICU, does this ring a bell? Stalking made easy Have your attempts at...
Apr 24th
Hey, ever notice that a map of Manhattan looks like a big ol’ dick? It’s kinda crazy if...
Apr 24th
Gothamist Interview: Rachel Maddow
Apr 24th
Tomorrow the weather will be amazing. Act the same. You can still volunteer for Hands On New York...
Apr 24th
Life, it’s about the little things. (Back to you,...
Apr 24th
Overhead in YM: “Julia is a real bottomfeeder. At least Cheney was doing something...
Apr 24th
Until she decided to throw her mealticket under the bus.
Apr 23rd
Those were the days, eh?
Apr 23rd
What did you do for Take Your Child to Work Day? We showed local high school kids our design studio....
Apr 23rd

The Recession Is A Boon For New Media...

Apr 23rd
“Pathetic” and “disgust(ing).” Sounds about right.
Apr 23rd
ninety9: fek: This is what a desperate blogger looks like. Consider it an experiment. Let’s see...
Apr 23rd
Dahr?
Apr 23rd
fek: This is what a desperate blogger looks like. Consider it an experiment. Let’s see if it...
Apr 23rd

Hilltop Rock

Think of it as Phish for Phascists.
Apr 23rd
david: Breakthrough.  This will be big. It already is.* *We hear.
Apr 23rd
Look at lil’ Katie gettin’ all hip-hoppity. Aw. [Related.]
Apr 23rd

A Prediction In Re Harman For Your...

Harman’s strategy will be one of misdirection. She will try to turn this into an issue of...
Apr 23rd
Whoa, just checked Facebook. Other birthdays today: Maccers and Gene DeRose! (Rob Sterling might be...
Apr 23rd
spiers: My lovely @boyfriend turns 40 today. Happy...
Apr 23rd
That whole Red State/Blue State thing? Total Black Ops.
Apr 23rd
The trick is knowing what’s ticking louder: your Biological or Doomsday Clock.
Apr 23rd

If Tumblr is still blocked at work...

frangry: I’m quitting. I will do anything to get it unblocked, you hear that IT guy? ANYTHING. If...
Apr 23rd
“The Hearsts and the Orson Welles of the new medium are...
Apr 23rd

Pitching a Tent City Story

We almost got our man on the ground in Sacramento to put his ear to it but he took the YM way, the...
Apr 23rd

Three Observations In re Harman For Your...

1. The target of the NSA tap was a U.S. citizen who was an alleged “double agent”, in...
Apr 23rd
Releasing the memos was a fine symbolic gesture, but the decision may very well end up being...
Apr 23rd
I imagine this has been linked all over the place but if you...
Apr 23rd
“Who is Rex?”
Apr 23rd
Someone keep an eye on The Awl’s commenter numbering (I guess Brian Van since he asked) and...
Apr 23rd
Caroline's Cancer
Apr 23rd
I mean, really: you guys want a Butterfinger Buzz, right? Right? The single-ad strategy is strangely...
Apr 22nd
Allow me to get serious for a second. My mom is going through a rough crisis at the moment and needs...
Apr 22nd

I just told a co-worker to suck my...

tylercoates: It was in a hilarious, friendly way, but still: I need to get out of this office now...
Apr 22nd
“Outsourcing” is a word used by white collar types to describe what they used referred to more...
Apr 22nd
Listen Listen
rins: andrearosen: Polaris - Hey Sandy Filter ran a really amazing feature on Pete &...
Apr 22nd
whatcriscilikes: juliaallison: Mary & I are in this...
Apr 22nd
Did you know Rachel Maddow is “practically New York’s mascot these days”? Now you do.
Apr 22nd
“Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before. And...”
— The opening shot from...
Apr 22nd
We’re putting Norwood on Deathwatch.
Apr 22nd
“Y’all act like you’ve never seen a white person before. And...”
— The opening shot from...
Apr 22nd
Found In Williamsburg: The Official Hipster...
Apr 22nd

@boyfriend turns four-oh tomorrow

spiers: … and Rachel Sklar wants you to buy him a drink.  [Charitini] Proceeds go to the Curious...
Apr 22nd
Headcase is the funniest show on TV right now. Parks and Recreation, not so much.
Apr 22nd
We’d like to borrow the The Awl Photoshop intern when...
Apr 22nd
(Close your eyes, Mohney) Foster, be an intern for The Awl and we’ll pay your rent, beer...
Apr 22nd
Hello down there.
Apr 22nd

What I Did Yesterday

I know there’s a whole tired and worn genre of this type of blogging but I especially like...
Apr 22nd
Pfaffism: What concerns me in this article is something else. It is the fact that the mass of agents...
Apr 22nd

Weaksauce

Curt: It was me [with the posting of the Dungeons & Dragons modules]. AK: Garbage, dude....
Apr 22nd
Vloggers, where are they now?
Apr 22nd
We’re the poor man’s Slick Rick album. On that note: Lodi Dodi. We don’t cause...
Apr 22nd
Hell yeah: that floater from Chopin’s Awakening. Lesson learned: annoying kids? Kill yourself.
Apr 22nd
Out: Caroline McCarthy In: Rachel Sterne You heard it here first.
Apr 22nd
How much is that protest in the window? The Gallatin Open House was briefly interrupted tonight when...
Apr 22nd
Rachel Maddow’s ALL CAPS voice sounds like a Muppet. She could be on Sesame Street. (Note:...
Apr 22nd
Is there any woman in the history of literature worth emulating (other than the one who got her...
Apr 22nd
Are you down with Michelle Obama’s Fresh Food Revolution? The woman is ON HER KNEES pleading...
Apr 22nd
lilyb: fimoculous: youngmanhattanite: Please stop it with the referring to legitimate New York...
Apr 22nd
NYC Battles Chicago and L.A. in Tap Water...
Apr 21st
nycthe: Guess whos guest blogging @ Clusterstock on Thurs?...
Apr 21st

I think the Awl is a poor man's Young...

peterfeld: jgh: Or YM is a poor man’s Awl. Discuss. The latter, right? Let’s be...
Apr 21st
But only one 99.
Apr 21st
Warch Watch
Ah, yes. The end of a long day. We sit back, reflect upon the work done, the work to do tomorrow,...
Apr 21st
Potato, potahhhto: Lehmann: “Sherman may claim possession of the piece’s byline (a...
Apr 21st
Thursday is gonna be tough. There’s the Zeek mag Spring ‘09 launch with a talk on Jewish...
Apr 21st
This thing looks like that thing. (That other thing didn’t get the memo.)
Apr 21st

You win some, you lose some

Emily Gould: “I feel like the internet had a really good day today for the first time in...
Apr 21st
Lesley nails it on Slate.
Apr 21st
Then there’s this.
Apr 21st

Jews + Beyonce (the way God intended)

rins: Phillip K. Dick’s “The Man in the High Castle” failed to imagine a world in which Beyonce...
Apr 21st
(via ninety9) But does it BUZZ?!?!??!
Apr 21st
I like.
Apr 21st
fek: Brilliant moments in graphic design (by which I mean: the selection of a graphic for a blog...
Apr 21st
“Oh, wow, America!”
Apr 21st
Sometimes I love what we do on YM, sometimes I hate it. I guess mostly I hate it.
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Who gave John the login?
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st
Wherein we post every single Dungeons & Dragons module...
Apr 21st

WHEREIN WE POST EVERY SINGLE DUNGEONS...

Apr 21st

DOES ANYBODY WANT A BUTTERFINGER BUZZ...

Apr 21st
Oh, and also, 2009 in epic kickers: But you know what? Go ahead and talk amongst yourselves,...
Apr 21st
Sorry, but we’re going to need Carney’s - ‘scuse me, John’s - take on this.
Apr 21st
Warch Watch
Saturday night.
Apr 21st
Sadly, David Duke was too busy to deliver the keynote.
Apr 21st

The Awl Doesn't Fuck Around.

NYMag as a “scheming hovel of status”. It is on. Day 2 and they’re back to the...
Apr 21st

Three, from behind the line.

rins: Hate to break your hamische heart, but Jews most certainly believe in hell. But don’t...
Apr 21st

Shrooms.

tesslynch: I’m only going to bug you about this a couple more times, okay?  And then we can go...
Apr 21st
bagcoffee: REX, BE CAREFUL!! THEY HAVE FEELINGS NOW!! See...
Apr 21st
nycthe: Q-Tip, ?uestlove and Cypher make new music live on stage at 92YTribeca, and I...
Apr 21st

Where The People Have No Names

fimoculous: youngmanhattanite: Please stop it with the referring to legitimate New York media...
Apr 21st
Rock and roll’s death knell tolls for thee.
Apr 21st
Anyone else have a twinkle in their eyes?
Apr 21st
Please stop it with the referring to legitimate New York media types by their first name. Thank...
Apr 21st
YM is feeling a bit like Brian Van right now. Hoping it will pass.
Apr 21st
doublethink: Your opinion on whether banker philanthropy matters turns on whether you think token...
Apr 21st
insomnambulance: Angry and overcompensating? You have no idea how this even works! Here’s the...
Apr 21st
insomnambulance: I’m thrilled for you. Now stop being condescending jackasses just because...
Apr 21st
Oh, and since it appears to be their business model (Solid… as a Rock!), we may as well try...
Apr 21st

fek [#93]

This is like a call and response thing, right?
Apr 21st
insomnambulance: Oh, come off it. I’ll accept that economic damage has been done as a result of...
Apr 21st
Considering how destructive Wall Street firms have been to the global economy and communities, this...
Apr 21st
Yeah, we have something like that. In 2008 volunteers participated in 1,761 projects and assisted...
Apr 21st
tylercoates: Me: wtf Young Manhattanite is following me now? Me: I AM RELEVANT. KatieBakes: i...
Apr 21st
It’s one of my favorite work days of the year. Local high school kids come in and we show them...
Apr 21st
Adorable pics of the Earth Day Kidsrockers show at...
Apr 20th
Congrats to Alexandra Berzon. I recall the glorious day my...
Apr 20th

NinetyNine [#98]

So close and yet so far.
Apr 20th
brianvan [#149] zing.
Apr 20th

katiebakes [#32]

Apr 20th
The similarities between DFW and DVF are striking. Think about it.
Apr 20th
Diane von Fürstenberg was the original Countess Luann DeLesseps, only smarter.
Apr 20th
If the cause is just, I will never not promote a personalized PR pitch. Hi YM, As a former young...
Apr 20th
A little throwdown for the hometown: Alexandra Berzon - who, for whatever reason, moved to Vegas...
Apr 20th
Also: someone please tell Paula Froelich and friend how to use Facebook.
Apr 20th
dorothymantooth: I’m offended by the assumption that none of us watched AD. “Not all of us here...
Apr 20th
Our Man in Sacramento promises a full report on this. You see, we have a thing for tents.
Apr 20th
I miss Eli’s Jew posts.
Apr 20th
saucy: The newsroom, right now, during Pulitzer...
Apr 20th
Today’s Challenge: Can someone help me understand Rocketboom in three sentences without using...
Apr 20th
Smugness in its most potent form: Dan Abrams’ Eyes. ...
Apr 20th
You should move that crap; I hear Moe wants to use the...
Apr 20th
Selling out for candy bars. Sounds familiar.
Apr 20th
YM: contre le weaksauce.
Apr 20th
Who here read Rules of Attraction? Anyway: fucking frogs.
Apr 20th

WTF

is an “opposite marriage?”
Apr 20th
Warch Watch
Oh yeah, and Joanna got replaced on Rocketboom by a new Englisher, this one called Caitlin Hill. ...
Apr 20th

BUTTERFINGER BUZZ!

Apr 20th
Have to say, I kind of enjoy Nick McGlynn’s halfhearted attempt to be held in contempt of...
Apr 20th
Alex Balk/Choire Sicha live (again). The Awl. GET YOUR BUZZ ON. erpojnvweropcnfwf!
Apr 20th

The Awl

peterfeld: alexbalk: Yeah, so there’s this thing. Have a look. OMG! (Attention, YM crew) So...
Apr 20th
The bed was making the sound of the sample in the popular song “Paper Planes” really is the...
Apr 20th
This is a music video of a beautiful woman punching two young, obnoxiously successful Harvard grads...
Apr 20th
Listen Listen
skeetonmischa: “Be All You Can Be” by Corrupted Morals Via 7 Inch Punk Previously: “The...
Apr 20th
Baby spinach, chopped chicken sausage (pre-cooked), shredded...
Apr 20th
Listen Listen
Screeching Weasel - “What We Hate” The world won’t end while you walk the earth...
Apr 20th
I Want To Kiss You With My Mouth
Apr 20th

I am over

whatcriscilikes: the Hipster Grifter.You just think you are. Exhaustion is a mode of expression for...
Apr 20th
Be a believer, it works half the time.
Apr 20th
Note to self: No one cares.
Apr 20th
So that happened.
Apr 19th
Warch Watch
Blame it on the Goose.
Apr 19th
Fine. I give up. Hipster Runoff wins.
Apr 19th
Question for FOYM Ray Wert: can you explain why—despite not knowing anything about cars besides how...
Apr 19th
Warch Watch
Also, hell yeah, Paul Rudd. Earth absolutely rocks.
Apr 19th
Oh, and by the way, still irritable about this. While you were sleeping, Kermit and Miss Piggy got...
Apr 19th
johncarney: More from the dining room. J-Car: nice digs....
Apr 19th
Oh, and by the way: Doree, if you don’t get a Pulitzer or an ASME or even a gold star for your...
Apr 19th
Fuck yeah, that was me. But I do like the new design.
Apr 19th
reeelly.
Apr 19th
o reellly?
Apr 19th
I still don’t fuckin’ like This Recording [ed.- that was Fek, btw], but I will read...
Apr 19th
Listen Listen
katiebakes: Put the fuckin mike on. Katie? Excuse me? Did FEK steal your login? (Answer:...
Apr 19th
Warch Watch
This is what we’d be doing all day long if only we had a shred of musical talent.
Apr 19th

Ryan Brown

is the only one who understands Fame Game.
Apr 19th

Ryan Brown

does not have a book deal.
Apr 19th

Ryan Brown

did not attack FEK in the face with a bottle of Siracha.
Apr 19th

Ryan Brown

took $100 from David Sedaris.
Apr 19th
Warch Watch
You know what goes on behind the scenes at Balthazar, right?
Apr 18th
Warch Watch
I kind of enjoyed this. See, if there weren’t retarded people on the internet, we would look...
Apr 18th
Nick, buddy. Come on.
Apr 18th
Katie, What magical funland are you in?
Apr 18th

I gotta do sumptin

antikris: It’s time to be less connected.  I dont need to know through facebook, twitter,...
Apr 18th

Sad Truths

Lil’ Wayne is just rap for white hipsters who discovered Lil’ Wayne after Pitchfork told...
Apr 18th
Tumblr Books
Apr 18th
Warch Watch
Noone really’s going to be free until nerd persecution ends.
Apr 18th
I mean, I was out of the country when this went down, but how ‘bout that Susan Boyle, huh?...
Apr 18th
Warch Watch
Things you missed during the Yeder: a Soupy Sales reference. Also see: “send in those green...
Apr 17th
Oprah will kill Twitter like Julia killed Gawker. Discuss.
Apr 17th
Warch Watch
Remember working the campaign trail when “hope” meant something? Remember when VBS.tv...
Apr 17th
YM’s Friday To-Do: Comedy Shabbat with Performer Amy Schumer Todd P Presents: Chain and...
Apr 17th

Burn the Chametz

UNRHYMED COUPLETS WRITTEN UPON LEARNING MY EX SCORED A FIVE- FIGURE BOOK DEAL. BY CHAYA...
Apr 17th