April 2010
Probably still relevant.
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Is it my imagination or has YM (d?)evolved from...
nudawn:
Dont get me wrong, I love lowbrow work, its just not what i go to YM for. Its like, I like burger king, but i dont go there for their french fries. I love booty music but its all wrong coming from YM.
Has there been a management change or something? Are you guys still jewish?
We quit the Internet. This is an auto-response.
Dear Nick - I found Jesus in a bar. He’s pissed.
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Irrefutable Proof Tumblr Is For White People
Matt is the only one who ‘gets’ Booty Jamz Friday.
[CORRECTION: Young Manhattanite previously stated that RENDIT DOT TUMBLR DOT COM is the only one who ‘gets’ Booty Jamz Friday. This statement failed in its overlooking of one of our associates who has clearly done “The Drop” before after a few too many just enough T & J’s Limeaide.]
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"I'm not kidding ... this is my job!"
marcthesharc:
/go to Times homepage
/see that creator of the iconic blue New York coffee cup has died. Click article.
/It’s an old guy. Wonder if he’s Jewish. I’m now officially working.
/Check name. Leslie Buck. Inconclusive.
/Start skimming (carelessly; I miss the part where he’s referred to as “a refugee from Nazi Europe”).
/”home on Long Island, in Glen Cove.” Okay.
/”longtime resident...
jhnmyr:
If you’re looking for a way to unravel the mystery of finding some good people to follow on Tumblr, one thread to pull on is soupsoup.tumblr.com. Then check the sites that are reblogged. Kind of a one-stop shop for cool stuff.
Watch the Internet unravel, it’ll soon be naked.
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If you screw a Nazi I’m circ’ing our son.
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#rejectedidolthemeweeks →
maura:
Or, What I Did During The Downtime.
Not as popular, but #TooPunkForTwitter is worth checking out.
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I don't give a fuck what John Mayer has to say re:...
kiamatthews:
Because these guys are who I’m going to look to for “intelligent discourse.”
MY BALLS. YOU CAN SUCK THEM.
Cover worthy.
Twitter Isn't "Over", I'm Over It.
jdel:
I have been saying this for AGES…just check out my first and second tweets. Twitter—as revolutionary a platform it is—isn’t enough. 140 characters is stifling, not only to personal expression, but to discourse as well. Sure, Twitter has some value: Its ability to disseminate news is pretty stellar, and it can connect the masses with those once considered “unreachable” (read: Celebrities,...
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"Btw, I gather the reason Balk is the high man is... →
Try not to sleep on that one.
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Free Bird! →
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The internet cheated on me.
Oh Noes!
frangry:
I think I was a little too pastey for this Nicaraguan sun: out for half an hour and my bum is totally burned.
I don’t believe it. We’ll need pictures to prove it.
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Is Nick Denton Going to Jail? →
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Two simple rules for a happy Internet life
1. Take yourself as seriously as possible.
2. Tell other people how to act on the Internet.
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Reblogs, I've Had a Few
Tentative title for the Day I Quit The Internet.