April 2011
#people with "Clocks" as their ringtone
artyucko: #people with “Clocks” as their ringtone Wrong blog, dude?
Apr 27th
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Today is Administrative Professionals' Day
Quit your job.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Almost Amis →
On Friday night I visited the office of n+1 in Dumbo, where editor and novelist Benjamin Kunkel, who currently lives in Buenos Aires but set scenes in his novel Indecision not far from Mr. Amis’ new home, had just delivered a talk on the state of the South American left. “There are many short writers in Brooklyn,” said n+1 editor Keith Gessen, author of the largely Brooklyn-set...
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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"If I ever post something on Tumblr without... →
Apr 26th
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I found this really cute picture of my boss and...
Apr 26th
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Self-Evaluation Time!
Please write a statement (no less than 1500 words) describing: • Explain your understanding of your main duties and responsibilities • Describe the goals you set out to accomplish last year and the outcomes of your work • Set goals for your next evaluation and what your manager can do to help you achieve those goals “no less than 1500 words” “no less than 1500 words”...
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Small town celebrity
Grocery store cashiers.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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As a rapper, I'm paradoxically terrified that if I...
As a blogger, I’m paradoxically terrified that if I don’t do things that make my work more like incomprehensibly insidery, that I won’t be viewed as authentic enough.
Apr 26th
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YM isn’t liking your post, we’re liking the post you reblogged, so relax already.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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New Policy
Only using auto-completed hashtags.
Apr 26th
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YM blogging process: —Think of something to post —Wait until it’s forgotten —Repeat ad aeternum
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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It Must Be Two Days After Easter
popsins: youngmanhattanite: Because my freezer is full of chocolate and drugs. I need someone to explain this whole “keeping drugs in the freezer” thing*. I assume we’re talking about weed. I hate to get all Martha Stewart here, but certain things should not be subjected to freezing temps. Some of those things are scotch, cigars, yorkshire pudding, red meat, watermelon, and marijuana.  Are...
Apr 26th
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At Easter My Dad Told Me I Was 14 Years Away From...
Naturally I pictured myself killing and becoming Krucoff.
Apr 26th
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