#people with "Clocks" as their ringtone
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Today is Administrative Professionals' Day
Quit your job.
Almost Amis →
On Friday night I visited the office of n+1 in Dumbo, where editor and novelist Benjamin Kunkel, who currently lives in Buenos Aires but set scenes in his novel Indecision not far from Mr. Amis’ new home, had just delivered a talk on the state of the South American left. “There are many short writers in Brooklyn,” said n+1 editor Keith Gessen, author of the largely Brooklyn-set...
"If I ever post something on Tumblr without... →
I found this really cute picture of my boss and...
Please write a statement (no less than 1500 words) describing: • Explain your understanding of your main duties and responsibilities • Describe the goals you set out to accomplish last year and the outcomes of your work • Set goals for your next evaluation and what your manager can do to help you achieve those goals “no less than 1500 words” “no less than 1500 words”...
Small town celebrity
Grocery store cashiers.
As a rapper, I'm paradoxically terrified that if I...
As a blogger, I’m paradoxically terrified that if I don’t do things that make my work more like incomprehensibly insidery, that I won’t be viewed as authentic enough.
YM isn’t liking your post, we’re liking the post you reblogged, so relax already.
Only using auto-completed hashtags.
YM blogging process: —Think of something to post —Wait until it’s forgotten —Repeat ad aeternum
It Must Be Two Days After Easter
popsins: youngmanhattanite: Because my freezer is full of chocolate and drugs. I need someone to explain this whole “keeping drugs in the freezer” thing*. I assume we’re talking about weed. I hate to get all Martha Stewart here, but certain things should not be subjected to freezing temps. Some of those things are scotch, cigars, yorkshire pudding, red meat, watermelon, and marijuana. Are...
At Easter My Dad Told Me I Was 14 Years Away From...
Naturally I pictured myself killing and becoming Krucoff.