document.write('<ol class="tumblr_posts">\x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    Guys, I&#8217;m going out and getting shitfaced tonight. It&#8217;s my first day off in 65 days. Can I pick the bar?\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">New York, In Descending Order of Happiness</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>1. Young, rich and married.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>2. Young, rich and single.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>3. Old, rich and married.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>4. Old, rich and single.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>5. Young, poor and single.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>6. Young, poor and married.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>7. Old, poor and married.</p>\x0a\x0a<p>8. Old, poor and single.</p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post">\x0a                <img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/VQd1jd74Rpfohgu5LBbXaXo5o1_400.jpg" alt="Happy 4th one and all!" class="tumblr_photo"/>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        Happy 4th one and all!\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <a href="http://www.marktaylorjackson.com/" target="_blank">This is a website about a fake show starring an fake actor (played by the actor Jason Schwartzman) who is a character in a movie about standup comedians.</a>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXX5M0HuZrE" target="_blank">CHASING THE WILD GOOSE</a>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    BLAME IT ON THE <a href="http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/top_gun_goose_and_maverick.jpg" target="_blank">GOOSE</a>.\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    I am sad we didn&#8217;t make <a href="http://www.urlesque.com/2009/07/02/using-the-power-of-the-internet-for-good-6-sites-to-watch/" target="_blank">this list</a>. Blame it on the <a href="http://www.adfreeblog.org/" target="_blank">owl-owl-owl-owl</a>-ow-<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mRhMIzyhRE&amp;feature=channel" target="_blank">owlchahol</a>&#46;\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>News to me:</p>\x0a\x0a<p><a href="http://eater.com/archives/2009/07/annoucement_join_eater_at_92ytribeca_on_july_16.php" target="_blank">Announcement: Join Eater at 92YTribeca on July 16!</a></p>\x0a\x0a<p><a href="http://racked.com/archives/2009/07/02/announcement_join_racked_at_92ytribeca_on_july_23.php" target="_blank">Announcement: Join Racked at 92YTribeca on July 23!</a></p>\x0a\x0a<p><a href="http://curbed.com/archives/2009/07/02/announcement_join_curbed_at_92ytribeca_on_july_30.php" target="_blank">Announcement: Join Curbed at 92YTribeca on July 30!</a></p>\x0a\x0a<p>The wall between web content and event programming here is pretty thick.</p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <a href="http://youngmanhattanite.tumblr.com/post/134266776/where-everyones-a-loser-he-blogged-on-a-group" target="_blank">&#8220;&#8216;Where everyone&#8217;s a loser,&#8217; he blogged on a group Tumblr&#8221;</a> he blogged on a group Tumblr.  (Sorry)\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    Let&#8217;s not lose sight of the real issue: Dan Abrams is still a shady motherfucker.\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a</ol>');