Memo to the Shitwaste Desk

come on stop it that was way off brand

from the Midwest desk (archival photo): if you’re having feelings, maybe make a meat and cheese casserole about it.

from the Midwest desk (archival photo): if you’re having feelings, maybe make a meat and cheese casserole about it.

stop that you went off brand

Once you blog you can’t stop.

no shit

just put that shit anywhere

you can give a shit about anything

TP BREAKING NEWS:

BOSS KEEPS REMINDING ME HOW EVERYTHING IN NY IS LITERALLY SHIT. GET YOUR TOILET PAPER, NOT YOUR UMBRELLA.

IF YOU LIVE IN PORTLAND YOU’RE LUCKY YOUR WATER JUST GETS PEED IN. ALSO YOU ARE LUCKY TO HAVE A BIG PIPE, BECAUSE THE LEGAL WASHINGTON GROWN POT IS GOING UP IN A GIANT BLAZE.

you’re only as old as you blog

lotta people getting owned lately

wait i had something for this

Originally Posted By cjstarbuck

cjstarbuck:

Just read a post by youngmanhattanite that bashes Chicago. Most of what was said has been true in my experience. However it also perpetuates my belief, New Yorkers love New York like a Nicholas Sparks novel, obsessively. #BorderlineUnhealthy

Dip it in brunch.

Hey genius, don’t forget to log out at the genius bar.

have you guys gotten a load of the current shit

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