
FPO for a joke to be named later.Perils of dating @girlfriend, we presume? /@joke
Sadly, this is true. Should @boyfriend ever run into Wolff, he’ll probably get screamed at by proxy for supposedly...
It would be peril only if he got irrationally angry with me for not talking about something everyone else in town knew...
Perils of dating @girlfriend, we presume? /@joke