Sugar spread at #crankfest (Taken with instagram)
Overheard observations at the screening of Crank and Crank: High Voltage.
“Did Quentin Tarantino write this script?” “No but a fan of his did.”
“Is Crank 2 all from Amy Smart’s perspective? Is it called Crank 2: Amy Smart’s Perspective?”
“What if Bai Ling played every woman in Crank 2?”
“Was Crank 2 written by Garth Marenghi?”
“Crank 2 is 10 minutes shorter than Crank. Crank 2 is 17 minutes long.”
“MY HEART LOOKS LIKE A K0RN VIDEO.”
“Bai Ling was dead, but she got better.”
“David Carradine and Corey Haim’s last movie is Crank 2.”
“What’s in the cooler?? Amy Smart’s head.”
“Why do mobsters have better access to science and technology than anyone?”
“Wait, is that Geri Halliwell?”
“They just go from where naked girls are to where naked girls are.”
“You’re saying this is medicinal coke?”
“Just because you’re playing Marvin Gaye doesn’t mean it’s not rape.”
“The ending of Crank 2 is like Scarface meets Philip K. Dick.”
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