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The Marmara Manhattan’s Divorce Package Makes Breaking Up Easy To Do. For those who got kicked out or decided to walk, The Marmara Manhattan, a chic hybrid hotel on the exclusive Upper East Side, has the perfect package for those who find themselves suddenly single and needing a new place to call home – furnished and fast!
The “Suddenly Splitsville” Package includes:
* Accommodations in a fully-furnished luxury apartment with sizes ranging from one to three bedrooms
* Weekly housekeeping services
* A one-year subscription to Divorce Magazine, the only magazine of its kind, read by those who need advice from attorneys and other divorce professionals
* A pint of Haagen Daz ice cream to drown those sorrows in
* A bottle of Champagne to toast new found freedom
* A complimentary pass to the 92nd Street Y to work on that new physique
* A complimentary 45-minute in-room spa session (either a massage, facial, or manicure and pedicure) once a month
* Complimentary wireless Internet to start surfing the dating sites.
* A complimentary copy of “Confessions Of An Online Dating Addict” — a book about the trials and tribulations of a woman who dated online in New York City to learn all about dating on the Web.
* A one-hour consultation with a real estate agent to start searching for a new place to live
