Originally Posted By natashavc

natashavc: *sobs* Ayo every New Yorker: did you know that tigers and elephants and walruses and shit live in the outer boroughs? Like, there’s a fuckload of gorillas just fucking around in a big field up in the Bronx? And you can go see them? For next to nothing? Fucking Brooklyn has a place where you can tickle a motherfucking horseshoe crab and see fish that glow in the dark and shit. You afraid of learning some shit about cool-ass animals? I’ve seen a grizzly bear take a splattery shit, motherfucker, and the kids went wild. Seen some cute-as-balls red pandas all chewing on leaves; that shit’s fucking adorable. Also sometimes the turtles are having sex. Turtle fucking! Get on a goddamn train and go to the goddamn zoo, you pussy. Or at least make sure there still is one in a few years. For fuck’s sake.

natashavc:

*sobs*

Ayo every New Yorker: did you know that tigers and elephants and walruses and shit live in the outer boroughs? Like, there’s a fuckload of gorillas just fucking around in a big field up in the Bronx? And you can go see them? For next to nothing? Fucking Brooklyn has a place where you can tickle a motherfucking horseshoe crab and see fish that glow in the dark and shit. You afraid of learning some shit about cool-ass animals? I’ve seen a grizzly bear take a splattery shit, motherfucker, and the kids went wild. Seen some cute-as-balls red pandas all chewing on leaves; that shit’s fucking adorable. Also sometimes the turtles are having sex. Turtle fucking! Get on a goddamn train and go to the goddamn zoo, you pussy. Or at least make sure there still is one in a few years. For fuck’s sake.

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    YO EVERYONE DO THIS
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    Fuck yeah, New York.
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    Please take a minute to support New Yorkers, and I’m not just talking about the humans who would suffer from the budget...

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