Do I have to do everything around here? Sure, piling up the entries in everyone’s dashboard with inanities is moderately effective. But if you want to shed pounds and followers, you have to take the frontal assault. In the old days, naming names was fun, but now we have to meet these fucking losers, so we will spare them some dignity. So let’s blind item it: you, you who post photos of your ‘free’ shirt after telling us you spent $1000 at fucking Neimans, and then let your dog shit on your shoes? You should really stick to the the photos where your face is blurred in the mirror.