Dear White Power Milk pt. 7

Some emails we’ve received over at WPmilk@gmail.com

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“Dear White Power Milk”

This is a joke right? You can’t seriously think that people will pay $100 for HALF AN OUNCE of your disgusting product. How does gargling this “infected” milk filter it? Do all the viruses that you claim to infect the milk get stuck in some girl’s mouth while the milk gargled for 10 seconds comes out clean? How much saliva is in half an ounce of the “milk” anyways? Even if gargling does remove viruses, why would you risk sickening your precious little ivy-league white girls? You’ve claimed before that because white girls are superior they aren’t sickened. And why is “White Power Milk […] not sold or intended for human consumption”? Why is the “Exact ingredients’ lists of products […] known only to the product manufacturer?” If it was pure milk why wouldn’t you just say so?

Well, I’ve been drinking milk my entire life. I’ve never had food poisoning. I’m in “superb physical condition” just like your white girls. My grandparents live on a farm. I’ve had un-pasteurized un-gargled milk straight from a cow. Am I alive? Yes. Has it ever made me sick? no.

But wait. I’m half Asian! I’M CONTAMINATED. OH NO! My body surely can’t be “pure” enough to filter this milk so I don’t get sick! But nothing ever happened to me! Would you hire me to gargle your milk? No. I’m not rich, I’m not white.  Your whole system is fundamentally flawed and it’s quite obvious to me that it’s fake. There’s even a “terms and conditions” that sounds like it’s been written by a lawyer. Glad you have one, you’re gonna need it. I hope that you don’t actually charge people money because your PayPal payment method seems to be legitimate.

If when shipping the milk, the ice packs only keep it cold for 24 hours before it spoils, then how can delivery within the US take up to 7 days? Oh right, because “All sales are final. We are not responsible for packages lost in the mail, stolen after delivery, or received late due to delivery error.” What a rip off. And why is the buyer fully liable for “lost profit or revenues”? Why is the buyer responsible to understand that a “portion of the information on this website has been fictionalized?” Because it’s a scam.

A.S.
June 13th, 2011

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“Dear White Power Milk”

I’m sorry to bother you but was wondering if you could clear somethings up for me?

- how does woman gargling milk get rid of fungus or any other foreign containments you claim may be in ordinary milk?

- is there any research to prove this?

- Are you or your company racist/prejudice or anything similar? (just curious because you only allow whites. they have to be girls, and rich)

Thank you for your time.

A.C.
June 1st, 2011

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“Dear White Power Milk”

Will one of your workers be able to make breast milk? My wife just left me.

T.L.
June 1st, 2011

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This concludes the 7-part series “Dear White Power Milk”.

Previous parts here: pt. 1, pt. 2, pt. 3, pt. 4, pt. 5, pt. 6