Here’s hoping all my Jewish friends (OK, Krucoff) gives someone the high holy one in the coming days.

On assignment

Hello. Krucoff has tasked me with seeking out Julia Allison at Burning Man. So you don’t have to. You don’t say no to Krucoff. Well, I mean you can, what’s he gonna do, dude only has 7 fingers. But still. Anyway, I hear there will be internet access this year. I wish that was a joke. However, the upside for you is the possibility of real-time photos of Ms. Allison in full Burning Man regalia (or is that a downside?). I shall do my best to capture the entirety of her plumage. I feel like Margaret Mead, only more feminine. 

More later…

Harrumph!

I can’t understand a fucking thing anyone says when talking on cellphones. 

Originally Posted By slicingeyeballs

Originally Posted By alittlespace

alittlespace:

(Special Edition) What the birthday girl and my mom are so daintily drinking: The Standard Grille’s High Line Fling (champagne, orange liqeuer, grapefruit, lavender)

Your mom single?

alittlespace:

(Special Edition) What the birthday girl and my mom are so daintily drinking: The Standard Grille’s High Line Fling (champagne, orange liqeuer, grapefruit, lavender)

Your mom single?

Originally Posted By cheatsheet

mbyhoff:

cheatsheet:


“I hate movies. I hate the whole fucking movie business. I hate everything involved with movies. Producers. Moviemakers. Those people are freaking nuts and criminals. I can’t take it. They’re not like the rest of humanity. I’d rather hang out with plumbers. They’re so self-important. And everything they do is bullshit. Excuse me, but movies are bullshit. They’re tidy little fucking bullshit stories. They all have a rape thing in them. They’re all anti-woman. They’re all fucking bullshit. There isn’t one of ‘em that speaks to me or says anything decent.”

There really is no one like Rosanne Barr on television anymore, and I, for one, am happy she’s back.
(Photo: Chris McPherson for Newsweek)

Roseanne Bar: everybody’s across the street neighbor.

Roseanne is looking pretty damn good these days.

mbyhoff:

cheatsheet:

“I hate movies. I hate the whole fucking movie business. I hate everything involved with movies. Producers. Moviemakers. Those people are freaking nuts and criminals. I can’t take it. They’re not like the rest of humanity. I’d rather hang out with plumbers. They’re so self-important. And everything they do is bullshit. Excuse me, but movies are bullshit. They’re tidy little fucking bullshit stories. They all have a rape thing in them. They’re all anti-woman. They’re all fucking bullshit. There isn’t one of ‘em that speaks to me or says anything decent.”

There really is no one like Rosanne Barr on television anymore, and I, for one, am happy she’s back.

(Photo: Chris McPherson for Newsweek)

Roseanne Bar: everybody’s across the street neighbor.

Roseanne is looking pretty damn good these days.

Bands of a certain age

If you set Pandora to “Silver Jews,” you can be guaranteed hours upon hours of sad bastard old guy music. IT’S FANTASTIC!!

My bulging forehead veins are really starting to come in nicely

You can and will do this impossible thing.

And when it’s done, the things that seemed feasible before now seem trivial, and the impossible seems manageable. Until the next impossible thing.

And those who’ve yet to do that impossible thing will seem to you petty, and those who’ve done more impossible things will think you foolish for thinking your thing was impossible.

And so on until the last impossible thing.

YM has believed in a platform during the following years:

1989
1993
1997
2001
2004
2008

Can’t wait for the next one.

I sometimes miss the days when 70% of blogs had “random musings” in the title.

I just did the “wanna dance” thing you say when you’re in a hallway trying to get past someone coming the other way and you both move in the same direction a few times. Or rather, you say that when you’re 100 years old.

Something to look forward to

Random shooting pains in your chest that you’re sure are the start of a massive heart attack and cause you to rush to the emergency room only to be told there’s nothing wrong with you, but that doesn’t stop you from freaking out every time another one pops up.

Charting your aging: A primer

"That Playboy centerfold is younger than me!"

"That Cy Young Award winning pitcher is younger than me!"

"That Oscar winning actor/actress is younger than me!"

"That professor is younger than me!"

"That cop is younger than me!"

"That doctor is younger than me!"

This is as far as I’ve gotten so far. I’m thinking my next one will be, "That President of the United State of America is younger than me!"

Remember the 90s?

I was in line at the Safeway this evening and a young lady in front of me was buying beer. When asked for her birthdate, she confidently told the cashier, “Four Fourteen Ninety.” And here’s the insane part: THE CASHIER LET HER BUY THE BEER!!

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